Internerd Dating help

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  • Internerd Dating help
  • satsoma
    Member

    That's both rather sweet and very helpful satsoma

    Glad I could be of service! If I think of anything else, I'll let you know.

    And good luck in your search! πŸ™‚

    Junkyard
    Member

    dont hit on her FFS she has a partner πŸ˜‰

    hora
    Member

    One of said friends was on Match- a bloke she was talking to her suddenly sent her a full-frontal nude of himself via email. wouldn't normally be a problem (she said) however this was out of the blue- conversation hadn't even turned to carnal activity..

    Premier Icon nickc
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    According to the ladies in my office, that's not a great photo…

    However, the postie (she's quite cute) is interested to hear about your massive income, and would be willing to overlook the photo evidence…

    A girl I used to work with told me about the more interesting dating sites…

    There is one site I know of (I won't say which as I don't really want a ban), but 😯

    hora
    Member

    There is one site I know of (I won't say which as I don't really want a ban), but

    Go on….

    f**kbook?

    facebook of sex?

    Bunnyhop
    Member

    You always come across on here as being intelligent with a great/wicked sense of humour. If you can get that across, then you're a winner.

    Good luck.

    Premier Icon BigDummy
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    According to the ladies in my office, that's not a great photo…

    Thanks for conducting this research Nick. A diploma from the University of the Bleeding Obvious is in the post. πŸ™‚

    second half of the address is heaven and the first part is what monkeys like to do.

    hora
    Member

    humpingheaven.com?

    eat bananas?

    It's good, but it's not right.

    what monkeys like to do.

    eatbananasheaven.com?

    climbheaven.com?

    eatnutsheaven.com?

    Monkeys like to do it when they are in a tree and it is also a term for what some couples like to do…

    hora
    Member

    My work google-browser is filling up with some really fruity words! πŸ˜†

    Premier Icon nickc
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    You're welcome, I thought I'd share, you know..?

    You're quite the topic of conversation, there are some suggestions worthy of the name…

    A lunch date suggests a bit of class, and perhaps more importantly avoids the obvious "coffee" moment. Further to this, eating with your mouth closed, using both pieces of cutlery simultaneously, and knowing which ends to hold seem quite important. Cheesy but true; a sense of humour is important, and Star Wars is not a topic of conversation… Smelling nice and clean, neat hands is important, in depth knowledge of the off side rule/the works of AC/DC less so.

    More if they're not smutty (the postie seemed keen…really)

    Monkeys like to argue in trees?

    Premier Icon BigDummy
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    Bunnyhop, that's a lovely thing to say, thank you.

    Chaps, it's been instructive, as ever. πŸ™‚

    Premier Icon ourmaninthenorth
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    BD, post work, nipping down to Clapham for something sweet….

    It helps if after a few bad dates, you talk about them a lot.

    Obviously you shouldn't ask her to buy the roll of DPM from the builders merchant πŸ™‚

    0303062650
    Member

    You'll probably want a photo of you wearing just jeans with either a child or a puppy (or both?) flexing "the guns". Oh, black and white or soft-focus would work too.

    Probably.

    I'd leave any mention of money well and truly out of it.

    BillyWhizz
    Member

    Show your sensetive side by mentioning that you use shampoo, not soap when washing your hair. (assuming you have hair)

    If you really want to weed out the losers, put a footnote saying something like . . . "whiners need not apply"

    I hear Fitness Singles is quite good.

    Anna B
    Member

    Mention of income is unnecessary IMO. Might actually put me off if I was looking on dating sites.

    Humour is important and I agree with Bunnyhop, you do seem quite amusing πŸ˜‰

    Just to counter what some people have said….. I have several friends who are in their 30s, single, lovely, and not bonkers – that pick 2 thing is nonsense.

    lipseal
    Member

    Try WSOTG.COM πŸ˜‰

    saleem
    Member

    What about afternoon tea at Fortnum and Mason, If it doesn't work out you're only 2min from Soho

    MSP
    Member

    Just to counter what some people have said….. I have several friends who are in their 30s, single, lovely, and not bonkers – that pick 2 thing is nonsense.

    There is one in every group of women, and if you don't know which it is, then its you!

    That was a bit harsh and uncalled for MSP. I know Anna and she is totaly normal .
    She does, however, ride a clown bike.

    tron
    Member

    Just to counter what some people have said….. I have several friends who are in their 30s, single, lovely, and not bonkers – that pick 2 thing is nonsense.

    On the other hand, some girls are single, lovely and likely to outshine 90% of blokes, which tends to put them off πŸ˜†

    alexxx
    Member

    say that your 5ft2 with shoesies and like the feeling of lycra against your skin, that aught to do the job

    on a serious note, why would you mention the wage? that just gives a nutter a chance to rape you for every penny and the rest, saying that the sex would probably be good!

    I have several friends who are in their 30s, single, lovely, and not bonkers – that pick 2 thing is nonsense.

    Well my wife was all 3 before I married her (IMO!) but now is none…did I ruin her?

    jobbyheid
    Member

    I once said that 'pick two' thing to a girl that appeared to defy it, meaning it as a compliment. We were in a romantic situation and she was quite offended, not that offended though. Is the STW accepted knowledge so out of touch?

    Anyway, good luck big dummy, you probably come across best face to face in a relaxed setting (I imagine) so go with and once you get through the awful first stages it'll get easier, or so I'd imagine. I know nothing about this and I've been single for ages. So my advice is worth almost nothing. All the best!

    alexxx
    Member

    talking about ruining your wife on a public forum is pretty full on! haha

    Premier Icon cinnamon_girl
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    Well, are you 100% certain that you are ready to "move on"? In other words you need to clear your head and be comfortable with yourself and who you are.

    Would suggest just being yourself and definitely echo bunnyhop's comments. πŸ™‚

    Be careful with how you mention your obsession hobby, assuming mtb is the main one. Would definitely recommend getting a decent pic taken, after all, do you want to resemble a candidate for rogue's gallery?

    Agree with singletrackmind's defence of annabananna, MSP's comment was out of order.

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