A young lad at karate was letting them go every 5 minutes.

Hong Kong Phew-ey?

Brown belt?

I did have sprouts last night, and can confirm the period from 9pm to 11am has indeed been my farting period.

I’d be more impressed by continuous farting.

Finish him with a browned house kick to the nose.

The creamed sprouts with my works Xmas lunch returned with a vengance about 3 hours after finishing. After farting in the shower cubicle prior to going out again that evening I had to swear never to eat the damn things again.
Warm fart in a hot shower = distressing situation.

To fart intermittently can be considered a misfortune. To fart continuously seems like carelessness.

A young lad at karate was letting them go every 5 minutes.

Mercy is for the squeak

The K-farty Kid?

If do shite, no can defense.

Apropos of nothing, I’d just like to inform those present that I’ve been making my own Kimchi.

Martial farts?

“That kids round house kick with fart is impressive but it’s the follow through that does the damage”

Ghost farts?

Gas on, gas off.

Apropos of nothing, I’d just like to inform those present that I’ve been making my own Kimchi.

Susan, is that you?

Cabbage curry from This’n’That yesterday. I disgust myself sometimes.

Gas on, gas off.

I’d have gone with ….

Quacks on, quacks off

Susan, is that you?

You can call me Susan if you like.

*flutters eyelashes*

Intermittent farting in quick succession? Smuggling ducks?

Ju Shitsu?

Phooflet training FTW.

Was he following through with his punches?

Kung Poo!

Kafarte kid?

damn, been done

blip man, the fart master, farts of fury, way of the gasses, fearless, five deadly farts, crouching kid hidden shart.

In order to master Karate you must flow like wind.

crouching kid hidden shart

Shaolin Funk?

Welcome to the mysterious world of partial farts.

I bet he was giving it the BEANS!

Dried apricots (the sulphured ones , not organic) for the win.

I can weaponise my son by feeding him stuffing balls. Boxing Day in our house will be toxic.

Good job he doesn’t practise Poodo