I have to say I find the message slightly confusing. It appears that the owner of the car is advertising his unwillingness to give anyone a lift unless they allow him to sodomise them or they give him a quantity of petrol. Which is doubly strange since the car is a diesel. Do these rules apply to his partner, or his mother? Why would you want strangers to know this? Is this a formal policy among Audi owners 😮

I should add I was parked behind it before anyone gets upset.

Riiiiiiiiiiiight

Wolverhampton/Dudley by any chance?

Ah, so you were coming from the rear?

Belfast.

aracer – Member

Ah, so you were coming from the rear?

😆

I know it’s wrong but it upsets me more that they didn’t put the sticker on straight.

if you found that “interesting” then possible your emissions need a bit more control as well

1.9TDi well dirty and that’s official

It’s been translated from English to German and back to English again or something.

The correct version is “ass, grass or gas – no-one rides for free”. Kids these days, I ask you…

Yep that’s the “correct” phrase ^^^.

Lad a few doors along has that exact sticker on his car.. Audi A3. TDI as well! (Newcastle)

I’m with you Brassneck.

now, is it a sticker, or a crack?

Is the driver the botter or the bottee?

I don’t think there’s a “correct” sticker. Both versions have been bandied about on the internet for about 8 years.

I wonder what he says to his Mum when he gives her a lift 😈

sorry for being such a dick?

The correct version is “ass, grass or gas – no-one rides for free”.

I don’t understand the ‘correct’ version either??

Bring your donkey.
Feed it grass.
Wait for gas.

This car is fueled by natural gas?

The correct version is “ass, grass or gas – no-one rides for free”.

I don’t understand the ‘correct’ version either??
Which bit?
Ass – sex
Grass – drugs
Gas – Fuel

coffeeking – Member
I don’t think there’s a “correct” sticker. Both versions have been bandied about on the internet for about 8 years.
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8 years? lol

Try the 1960s, mate.

Kids these days…

Which bit?
Ass – sex
Grass – drugs
Gas – Fuel

I’ve lived a sheltered life!

I assumed no freeriders meant that the santa cruz in the back was an xc racer rather than a gnarpoon