Had an extremely bad crappy day today, so thought I would try to start a thread to cheer me up.

Whenever i mention my Stiffee to people, I normally get a strange look from them. Is it me?

In your end. Oh!

6 inches is more than enough at the rear end

Are you asking for an innuendo? Cos I’d happily give you one.

First to reply to an innuendos thread. Could’ve predicted that.

She does look good with her mouth full…..

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Yeh – I’ve had them before…

Yeah, I’ll give you one.

I think this thread is a poor show for a cycling forum. I thought this place was supposed to be about sharing our mountain bike experiences.

For example, I remember my first ride. In my enthusiasm, I went at it far too fast, and ended up losing control and coming off almost immediately.

But what’s that got to do with Spanish suppositories?

I’m a gardener and when I’ve been strimming long grass I ask my work mate to blow me off.

Nipple tweaks and lubing my ring drive…..after all this is a bike forum.

mrs t has just has a large battered sausage.        ;o)

I still want a

B.O.G.S.B.O.L.X. frame….  I was around then…

I’m not really a fan of innuendos, but I do like to slip one in every now and again 😀

Dogsbollox fossy? I had one when I was at uni. It got knocked over in the hall by someone and caved in the ultra thin steel top tube 🙁

My wife likes an innuendo. We were at a gig once when the lead guitarist gave her one – and then his roadies gave her one too.

Life instructions free with cheap Chinese bike lights. 😲 

Pressing them doesn’t, in my experience turn them off, and I’ve never managed to make one flash before!

Who can forget the look of relish on his face when he was given two minutes on the African Queen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wTR03jlQ8M&t=370s

Tthw – that is superb.

Glad to see no-ones taking this thread lying down.

Gnusmas, you need to do some serious binge watching of Archer.

in fact, don’t post here until you’ve seen them all. Just make sure you watch with headphones, or long after the kids are in bed.

Just been watching the little mermaid with the kids. Apparently it’s better down where it’s wetter!

Apparently Giro have a nice helmet with deep groove channelling……

The bowler’s Holding the batsman’s Willey.

A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre. So the barman gave her one.

One of my favourite ones is one I don’t think was a double entendre at the time.

At the end of ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit?’ Jessica says that she loves Roger ‘More than any woman has ever loved a rabbit!’

After a little research, it seems the film was released before the item that makes the joke funny

Meta AF

Life instructions free with cheap Chinese bike lights

Excellent! I’d quite like to know the purpose of a “beattery” too 🙂