- Injurys from bike related foolery
Right then what have you broke…
I’ve done my collar bone (twice)
Nose (twice) once was rugby though.
Pinky toe on my right foot (now it can’t touch the ground)
And my 3rd lumbar vertibrae (coming off the moto bike)
And I just turned 25… I’m looking forward to old age!Posted 9 years agoken_shieldsMember
Motorbike (big crash)
Shattered right knee
Shattered right femur
Mahoosive gash in left thigh
Loads of internal injuries (emergency laparotomy)
Motorbikes (wee crashes)
2 broken ribs (twice)
Chipped bone in right ankle
Loads of sprained ankles and wrists
Snapped tib and fib right leg (1 crash)
3″ crack in radius into right elbow (another crash)
Plus loads of injuries when I was a kid and bounced a lot better than I do nowPosted 9 years ago
Ripped the front of my eye ball
Dislocated shoulders (Twice on the left, once on the right)
Stretch upper vertbrate
Snapped sturnum so the botton of it points forwards out of my chest
Front Ribs – Lost count of front ribs
Back Ribs – 2 in 2 places at the same time
Three bones in left hand (called metatarsels in feet)
two bones in right hand
Lifted my knee cap off my leg with the handlebars
Ankle smashed and talus bone blood supply dead so it is slowly crumbling away
Lots of concussions
Nasty paper cut on the tongue sealing an envelope to the health insurance
probably more but those are the ones that spring to mind.Posted 9 years agocoffeekingMember
Collarbone. Didnt know it had happened.Posted 9 years ago
Ring finger on right hand – cracked knuckle (fell off boardwalk and punched it on the way past)
Cut the top off my right index finger with the chain/chainring, had it sewn back one.
Countless shin scars, including a proper squirter from landing kneeling on my frame after a jump – pressure-split my shin open on the top tube, theres now no tissue below the scar and its just a thin skin covering over the bone.PePPeRSubscriber
My list is pretty long too.
Right Humerous at the elbow
C7 of neck leading to partial paralsys
Sheared top of left humerous off
Broken right wrist
left front ribs
right rear ribs
Just broke my dog last week walking him on the beach, he slipped and broke his elbow!Posted 9 years agoI_AcheMember
All I have done is cut open my left shin when I was about 10. This was the result of my first attempt at jumping I landed on a lump of broken concrete and it split open my shin so I could see both bones in there. 10 proper stitches in a 10 year old sized shin is quite big. Only had one day off school too.
Oh and Ive tore my ball bag again while jumping but I was about 18, hooked up the back wheel landing a double and bent the saddle then landed my balls on the tyre I was only wearing thin football shorts that offered no protection. My balls got pulled in between the tyre and the seat stay and the only way of stopping was with v brakes! I limped off behind a tree to inspect myself came back with my hand covered in blood and decided to go home. It was a two mile ride because we didn’t have mobile phones then.
Oh yes I also still suffer 10 years on from having got whiplash down my back when (you guessed it) jumping again. I’m in constant pain from it. Nice.
I think that’s all.
Not really hurt myself properly for some time now but I have a feeling I will if Llandegla is open on Monday.Posted 9 years agoflatbackMember
got one of these in my hip
can some one clicky it for me pleasePosted 9 years agocoffeekingMember
kimbers – Member
jees u lot need more calcium in your diets
ive never really broken anything and ive been trying quite hard for years
Maybe your trying hard and our trying hard are different levels, you know, like the difference of a drag race between a punto and a top fuel dragster, both will be trying hard but only one will ever win 😉Posted 9 years ago
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