… because I forgotmy house keys at work. But it seems something odd is happening this evening. Opposite me there is an attractive young lady with what looks like her grand parents. At the table next to me there is a young lady with what looks like her folks. On the table in the cornethere is a pretty girl with, again, what looks like her grand parents.
I’m on my own…

Why?

Urrrr.. you forgot your keys 😉

Photos or it didn’t happen

It’s a weird German GILF club?

So there are people in a pub with members of their family? Weirdos!

Are you sure they are attractive …. 😆

Sounds like a place where middle age swingers hire hookers.

How old are you and have you asked to see Madam yet?

I’m on my own…
Why?

Because you don’t know any of the other people in the bar.

I’m on my own…
Why?

Because you’re the polar opposite of the pretty ladies.

I’m going with rewski and nealglover…. Besides, one of them isn’t that fit. GF is home now… Yay!

You’re alone due to your appalling grammar.

Your title should be, “I’m sitting in a bar”.

Well, that was a dull ending.

I’m sorry about that, but it needed to be said.

😉

I wasn’t pointing at you. I expected so much more from the OP.

I’m sat on the sofa. There’s a pretty lady at the other end (well, my wife).

The End.

😐

Sitting, not sat!

😉

where was your GF? getting boned by an OAP couple, on GILF Tuesday?

“getting”

Being!

I’ve come back to see if there’s been a mass orgy/murder/bike fest/pie eating contest/wild n wet event etc over night.

Nope. 😐

old folk take a bit longer to get out of bed in the mornings, Kryton. Try again about 10