Got home to find a note from Strathclyde polis asking me to contact the minor panic while i went through my journey through their areas of jurisdiction and couldn't come up with anything. So called them expecting a proper telling off…………..and ended up helping with their enquiries into a Glasgow murder.

Who's the daddy!!!!!

Your mixing with the wrong type! Was it that chap called "the gerbil"

Asda can be a dangerous place.

helping with their enquiries

Is that how they always refer to all potential suspects?

and they'll be assisting you down the stairs as a part of their enquiries?

Got home to find a note from Strathclyde polis asking me to contact the minor panic while i went through my journey through their areas of jurisdiction and couldn't come up with anything.

You should be sentenced for that sentence to be honest. I was trying to work out who the minor panic were for a few minutes.

When they send you down can i have your marmotte jersey? 🙂

I am minor panic and so is my wife

You may need to be proper 'ard once the death threats come in!

I know first sentence is a shocker.

I'm keeping the marmotte jersey need someone to smuggle a bike and turbo in.

Apparently it's my car that's the suspect, although to be honest it's a terrible shot with a hand gun.

Lol at the thought of an STWer inside. In all those movies the hard man is doing pull-ups in his cell, this time it'd be endless hours spinning on a turbo. So he can be released and exact his revenge.. at the Gorrick spring series!

Screws v's cons spinning.

Think The Mean Machine but on fixed bikes.