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  • I'm more middle class than you because…
  • molgrips
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    (with apologies to the Fast Show)

    … we use re-usable nappies AND baby wipes…

    binners
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    ****ing hippy!

    😉

    ojom
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    and can differentiate between 30009 different espresso cremas…

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    kayak23
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    Im vegetarian and my trousers are not shiny.

    wwaswas
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    we did that with our second – we ended up with some wierd tea bags and bunging the ‘baby wipes’ in a tupperware box with the ‘tea’.

    very effective, iirc.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    I have 2 types of capers in my cupboard.

    clubber
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    …I vocally and frequently claim to be working class

    leggyblonde
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    my road bikes have Campagnolo

    Junkyard
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    I am vegan I used disposable nappies and wipes and I set up a fair trade stall recylcing and selling organic ones locally 😳

    Its all **** true as well

    neilsonwheels
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    I shop locally and only buy organic.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    … I vocally and frequently claim to be working class.

    You edited yours?? Or maybe I’m going mad.

    steve_b77
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    ………… my butler never complains about living in the shed

    schrickvr6
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    Me and my chum Henry once went in an Aldi supermarket!

    binners
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    I pay double price for my vegetables because they’ve not been washed

    clubber
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    The Southern Yeti – Member
    … I vocally and frequently claim to be working class.

    You edited yours??

    ?

    rewski
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    my sons have pain au chocolate for breakfast every Friday

    kudos100
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    You bothered to post this stupid thread.

    rusty90
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    I’ve got a job where I can post to a biking forum when I’m supposed to be working.

    nealglover
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    Im having a disaster of a day, The valeter hasn’t finished cleaning my Prius and I really need to get to the violin shop before it closes. On on top of all that, this latte is too watery
    .

    clubber
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    …I shave with a niche razor that I picked up at a flea market for £100. It was a bargain. It’s where I buy all my things.

    Leku
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    I take my fish and chips home (not cod nat.) and put balsamic vinegar on them.

    binners
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    I ride a fixie

    lunge
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    I’m debating spending 4 figures on a push bike.
    I work in management and my other half is a teacher.
    I once tweaked my knee bending down to pick up some smoked salmon in Waitrose.
    I own more than 1 watch and more than 1 suit.

    wwaswas
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    I’m debating spending 4 figures on a push bike.
    I work in management and my other half is a teacher.
    I once tweaked my knee bending down to pick up some smoked salmon in Waitrose.
    I own more than 1 watch and more than 1 suit.

    you’re me aren’t you?

    radtothepowerofsik
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    I bet you eat them off a plate too, Leku

    finbar
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    I don’t have a television and can’t recognise any celebrities.

    kimbers
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    we dont have curtains we have plantation shutters 😳

    yossarian
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    We have a nanny, a cleaner & a gardener.

    Its like downton fookin abbey round mine

    plus I throw my pants away if I follow through

    grantway
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    I have zero interests in Class I just judge the person that stands before me

    phil.w
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    …I get offended on your behalf

    binners
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    plus I throw my pants away if I follow through

    Yossarian wins!

    mastiles_fanylion
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    I pay double price for my vegetables because they’ve not been washed

    8)

    wrecker
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    I like wool pants and wool socks.

    TandemJeremy
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    cos I say claaaaass and baaaath and laaaaaugh with a long A sound not that nasty little plebeian short A sound

    wrecker
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    cos I say claaaaass and baaaath and laaaaaugh with a long A sound not that nasty little plebeian short A sound

    oh. In that case I’m not very middle class at all. Bath is very much Baff to me although I’m trying to pronounce my “T”s better. My mates have noticed and are starting to take the piss.

    klumpy
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    I get out the bath to take a dump.

    noteeth
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    I disguise my material poverty as bohemianism.

    wwaswas
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    claaaaass and baaaath and laaaaaugh

    most people daaarn saaarf say long vowel sounds though?

    TheSouthernYeti
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    claaaaass and baaaath and laaaaaugh

    Yep, plenty of West Country bumpkins have jumped up a class or two… and all Northerners and Scottish folk are scum… this is not very TeeJ at all. I’m disappointed in you.

    warton
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    I’m debating spending 4 figures on a push bike.
    I work in management and my other half is a teacher.
    I once tweaked my knee bending down to pick up some smoked salmon in Waitrose.
    I own more than 1 watch and more than 1 suit.

    you’re me aren’t you?

    Impossible, he’s me

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