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  • crankboy
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    “you’re going home in a Yorkshire ambulance”

    buy a “sprinkler”

    That’ll be a sparkler then 😉

    joeegg
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    Stick to the good old Yorkshire saying and thee’l be reet.

    Hear all,see all,say nowt,

    Eat all,sup all,pay nowt,

    And if tha does owt for nowt,do it for thissen.

    Carbone
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    buy a “sprinkler”

    That’ll be a sparkler then

    Bugger , yeh that’s the baby,I know peeps who carry their own in case of emergency

    Premier Icon matthewjb
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    binners – Member
    If I say I know Hora, would that help?

    Has that ever helped before?

    bjj.andy.w
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    My sister married a wazzack, Ohh the shame 😥 😯 😆
    That said, were all northern 😉

    Premier Icon Rusty Spanner
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    Mum from Collyhurst in Manchester, dad from Sheffield.

    I live in Todmorden, which doesn’t even know which county it’s in.

    I’m very confused as to who I should hate, how tight I should be, what to drink and who to laugh at.

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    My mum made sure I was born in yorkshire, in case I was a cricketer

    I wasn’t

    Premier Icon sparkyrhino
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    Yorkshiremen say wot they like ,and like wot we bloody well say

    Kevevs
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    you’ll die in a badly enthusiastic, not bothered give a shit of splurge. Well done. and irony. nice one mods!

    AndyP
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    Some of us can remember when Saddleworth was moved out of Yorkshire, grown men cried in the streets of Uppermill, Greenfield, Delph, Diggle and Dobcross.

    Some of them are *still* whining about it, ffs. Mind you, they’ll all be dead soon so the rest of us can just enjoy the place.

    Premier Icon binners
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    I’d just like to report that we made it back over the border in one piece.

    And very nice it was too 😀

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    Did you pick up your new bike?

    Bar end plug was missing in the photo. This could be a very crude assassination attempt on your good Mancunian self.

    Premier Icon binners
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    I did indeedy sir. I’ve not tried it out yet, due to most of North Yorkshire looking like a glacier. And the pub looking like a far warmer, safer option

    I’ve foiled the plot though. I’m going to buy some end plugs to avoid any Derek Starship stylee apple-coring incidents

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