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  • I’m becoming a miserable old b’stard
  • Harry_the_Spider
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    The Oasis gig in Heaton Park is about a mile and a half away from where I live. So far we’ve had 15 minutes of Kasabian’s bass and my son won’t go to sleep.

    10 years ago I would have been there, but now i’m hoping for a power failure.

    Moan moan moan

    ton
    Full Member

    i too could be accused of old miserable geytitis 8)

    sc-xc
    Full Member

    If Kasabian sounds bad, its gonna get worse when the pub band take the stage. I can’t see them giving their full back line to a support that would blow them off the stage…

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    😐 oh joy.

    colnagokid
    Full Member

    im about that distance from a future oasis gig (hope I can here them!) sorry spider with it being a school night n that

    Muke
    Free Member

    So it was you was it ?
    Trouble at Oasis gig

    waihiboy
    Free Member

    dont worry it happens to us all…

    the local pub who’s beer garden is about 200ft from the end of our garden, has started up the cover bands on bank holiday weekends….

    the other week i started to loose it as shite cover band after shite cover band started playing… i actually picked the phone up to complain and the wife gave me that look of “are you being serious???!!” i put the phone down slumped into deckchair and sulked…

    samuri
    Free Member

    how did you manage to cause the power failure then? 😉

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    Blimey. That’s a £3,500,000 refund that they promised.

    It went on until about 11:30 and I have to say that me and the missus went out to sing along in the street towards the end.

    Maybe i’m not so miserable after all.

    It’s gonna piss it down for the Saturday and Sunday gigs though… will the crowd get their money back for that too?

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    how did you manage to cause the power failure then?

    Perhaps i’m developing some strange powers. Earlier on in the week I did wonder if the star of a 70s TV show was going to w@nk himslef to death in a wardrobe in Thailand… and now this happens as well.

    epo-aholic
    Free Member

    it happens to us all mate………..:-(

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    it happens to us all mate………..:-(

    What, the Thai wardrobe thing? 😯

    RooleyMoor
    Free Member

    Harry_the_Spider – Member

    it happens to us all mate………..:-(

    What, the Thai wardrobe thing?

    LFMAO

    tankslapper
    Free Member

    The Grouch

    I was a young boy that had big plans.
    Now I’m just another shitty old man.
    I don’t have fun and I hate everything.
    The world owes me, so **** you.

    Glory days don’t mean shit to me.
    I drank a six pack of apathy.
    Life’s a bitch and so am I.
    The world owes me, so **** you.

    Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.
    I had a young and optimisitic point of view.
    Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.
    I had a young and optimisitic point of view.

    I’ve decomposed, yet my gut’s getting fat.
    Oh my god I’m turning out like my dad.
    I’m always rude i’ve got a bad attitude.
    The world owes me, so **** you.

    The wife’s a nag and the kid’s **** up.
    I don’t have sex `cause i can’t get it up.
    I’m just a grouch sitting on the couch.
    The world owes me, so **** you.

    Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.
    I had a young and optimisitic point of view.
    Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals.
    I had a young and optimisitic point of view.

    I was a young boy that had big plans.
    Now I’m just another shitty old man.
    I don’t have fun and I hate everything.
    The world owes me, so **** you.

    Glory days don’t mean shit to me.
    I drank a six pack of apathy.
    Life’s a bitch and so am I.
    The world owes me, so **** you.
    The world owes me, so **** you.
    The world owes me, so **** you.

    andywhit
    Free Member

    >me and the missus went out to sing along in the street towards the end.

    How very Northern 🙂

    plant
    Free Member

    LOL @ Andywhit!

    mastiles_fanylion
    Free Member

    Earlier on in the week I did wonder if the star of a 70s TV show was going to w@nk himslef to death in a wardrobe in Thailand… and now this happens as well.

    LMFAO (and have people in the office wonder what is wrong with me).

    🙂

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    How very Northern

    I know, the whole street was out. I even took a picture.

    Not as Northern as a certain other STW regular who was stood outside the park with his dog on a string, listening for free.

    mrsflash
    Free Member

    I’m surprised no one’s questioned your use of “becoming”!

    paulosoxo
    Free Member

    I can’t wait to see them on wed. However, Liams voice is shot to bits, so I’m expecting them to be awful

    tankslapper
    Free Member

    By Northern do you mean this:

    Followed by this:

    nickc
    Full Member

    Kasibian supporting oasis, d’you think the crowd noticed when they changed over?

    mrsflash
    Free Member

    NO I think he means this

    and this

    and this

    tankslapper
    Free Member

    LOL @ MrsFlash – chortle!

    mrsflash
    Free Member

    🙂

    tankslapper
    Free Member

    or

    or even

    mrsflash
    Free Member

    ?

    tankslapper
    Free Member

    Ah ha!

    mrsflash
    Free Member

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    Yeah, yeah, whatever.

    tankslapper
    Free Member

    mrsflash
    Free Member

    tankslapper
    Free Member

    Nice buns MrsFlash

    IGMC

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    You can’t take the piss Mrsflash. At least we have running water and an inside khazi on the civilized side of the hills.

    mrsflash
    Free Member

    😉

    tankslapper
    Free Member

    Stop it!

    mrsflash
    Free Member

    running water

    yeah out of the sky! I came over to your weird side of the pennines for htn and look what happened!

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    That’ll be because the course went over the burial ground inside the old smallpox hospital (i’m telling the truth here).

    The Curse of HtN.

    Bunnyhop
    Full Member

    This reminded me of a local walk we did on Tuesday night. It was too hot in the village hall for the local brass band to practise inside, so out they trooped onto the village green. It brought a smile to my lips.

    Very funny thread btw.

    tankslapper
    Free Member

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