I want to be offended, but I’m laughing too hard 😆

A mate once said that she was lying on the couch, legs spread, nurse ready to “do” when male a doc rushed in to grab something, was like “sorry, ignore me” grabbed whatever it was and rushed out again!! . My mate said we looked looked at each other and burst out laughing. What else could you do!!

They had a sign to hang on the door next time!!

she was lying on the couch, legs spread, nurse ready to “do” when male a doc rushed in to grab something, was like “sorry, ignore me”

Something about this makes it sound less like a medical thing than a, er… fun thing.
I’m sure I’ve learned from TV that the patient isn’t on a couch, for starters…

I’m sure she meant this type of “couch”

Rather than

Like a burst couch

Ahh the wonders of family life on STW 😆

Why hasn’t anyone mentioned Badgers..

*ducks head and backs out of thread

I want to be offended, but I’m laughing too hard

Did a little bit of [b]Enough! Stop it now. The Mods[/b]

I can only assume the mods have passed out from laughing so havent closed this down yet,

Someone needs to soon mind because my ribs are starting to ach

The open, closey thing,

😆

F – Why that’s a large organ you have there……
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M – Yes, but I didn’t realise I was playing in a cathedral
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……Old joke, I’ll get my coat

Nobody has mentioned clowns pockets yet?
Standards are slipping!

Nobody has mentioned clowns pockets yet?
Standards are slipping!

I’d check again if I were you…

Standards are slipping!

…and yet some things remain the same.

Waving a stick in the Albert Hall Mersey Tunnel

Is the way I know it.

“I met a cowboy wandering around in there. He said he was looking for his horse.”

Worst “I’ve got a tiny cock” post evarrr.

baps like spaniels ears and a fan.e like a welly top springs to mind 😀

maybe the nurse stuck the thingy up the wrong orifice.

maybe the nurse stuck the thingy up the wrong orifice.

That’s a blokes smear test that! Checking for skid marks at the end of a good days farting!

I can pretty much handle medical examinations from either sex – it’s a job and they’ve seen many (worse) before.

However, had to laugh when my wife was in labour and midwifes changed shift – enter her old school friend (female) to administer internal examination.

I wasn’t allowed to watch 🙁

When my wife had our first, we had so many shift changes, student doctors, etc., there was practically a queue out of the door for people waiting to examine her. Hands up anyone that wants a go – literally.

…Ooooh dear. Nice with breakfast 🙂

I dunno man, if she wasn’t offended, I don’t see the harm. And if you’re online identity isn’t join-the-dottable to her[or your] real one then you’re probably in the clear, IMHO.

I laughed*

Cheers,

SammyF

*But then I giggled for 15 minutes non-stop in a lecture** on Monday for no reason at all so hard my face went red, eyes too. I had tears rolling down my cheeks and developed a headache that lasted for a day and a half. So what do I know?

**Six Sigma for Business Excellence – I know, right?

London one is chucking a sausage down Oxford Street.

Or indeed like a sausage in a welly
Or a wizard’s sleeve?

I’d best stop there…

The Essex one I heard was “like chucking a tic tac down the Dartford Tunnel”

Should we have a “Other halfs fanny/winky” thread?

Should we have a “Other halfs fanny/winky” thread?

Can I propose “That’s not a fanjo, it’s a fanj-ooh!” as the thread title, please?