- I'm a lucky chap.
I want to be offended, but I’m laughing too hard 😆
A mate once said that she was lying on the couch, legs spread, nurse ready to “do” when male a doc rushed in to grab something, was like “sorry, ignore me” grabbed whatever it was and rushed out again!! . My mate said we looked looked at each other and burst out laughing. What else could you do!!
They had a sign to hang on the door next time!!
Posted 4 years agoshe was lying on the couch, legs spread, nurse ready to “do” when male a doc rushed in to grab something, was like “sorry, ignore me”
Something about this makes it sound less like a medical thing than a, er… fun thing.
Posted 4 years ago
I’m sure I’ve learned from TV that the patient isn’t on a couch, for starters…Like a burst couch
Posted 4 years agoAhh the wonders of family life on STW 😆
Why hasn’t anyone mentioned Badgers..
*ducks head and backs out of thread
Posted 4 years agoI want to be offended, but I’m laughing too hard
Did a little bit of [b]Enough! Stop it now. The Mods[/b]
Posted 4 years agoI can only assume the mods have passed out from laughing so havent closed this down yet,
Someone needs to soon mind because my ribs are starting to ach
Posted 4 years agoF – Why that’s a large organ you have there……
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……Old joke, I’ll get my coatNobody has mentioned clowns pockets yet?
Posted 4 years ago
Standards are slipping!Nobody has mentioned clowns pockets yet?
Standards are slipping!I’d check again if I were you…
Posted 4 years ago“I met a cowboy wandering around in there. He said he was looking for his horse.”
Posted 4 years agoWorst “I’ve got a tiny cock” post evarrr.
Posted 4 years agobaps like spaniels ears and a fan.e like a welly top springs to mind 😀
maybe the nurse stuck the thingy up the wrong orifice.
Posted 4 years agomaybe the nurse stuck the thingy up the wrong orifice.
That’s a blokes smear test that! Checking for skid marks at the end of a good days farting!
Posted 4 years agoI can pretty much handle medical examinations from either sex – it’s a job and they’ve seen many (worse) before.
However, had to laugh when my wife was in labour and midwifes changed shift – enter her old school friend (female) to administer internal examination.
I wasn’t allowed to watch 🙁
Posted 4 years agoWhen my wife had our first, we had so many shift changes, student doctors, etc., there was practically a queue out of the door for people waiting to examine her. Hands up anyone that wants a go – literally.
Posted 4 years ago…Ooooh dear. Nice with breakfast 🙂
I dunno man, if she wasn’t offended, I don’t see the harm. And if you’re online identity isn’t join-the-dottable to her[or your] real one then you’re probably in the clear, IMHO.
I laughed*
Cheers,
SammyF
*But then I giggled for 15 minutes non-stop in a lecture** on Monday for no reason at all so hard my face went red, eyes too. I had tears rolling down my cheeks and developed a headache that lasted for a day and a half. So what do I know?
**Six Sigma for Business Excellence – I know, right?
Posted 4 years agoLondon one is chucking a sausage down Oxford Street.
Or indeed like a sausage in a welly
Or a wizard’s sleeve?I’d best stop there…
The Essex one I heard was “like chucking a tic tac down the Dartford Tunnel”
Posted 4 years agoShould we have a “Other halfs fanny/winky” thread?
Posted 4 years agoShould we have a “Other halfs fanny/winky” thread?
Can I propose “That’s not a fanjo, it’s a fanj-ooh!” as the thread title, please?
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