Be prepared to be take the hit!

Perhaps it was the faux-tribal tats that made Hala’ufia see red! (Note – He saw a red card later in the game as well)

Is that not assault?

I believe it’s not ended well for the rugby player when it’s happened previously.

I can almost hear the *splop* of cock and balls overcoming inertia.

Is that not assault?

behave George.

that is ace.

that is ace.

Nah, it’s assault.

no, it is ace.

We’ll have to agree to disagree, and just call it an acesault.

As an aside, I was at the game, and Hala’ufia could have been given 3 reds before actually getting a red.

….so just a normal performance from him.

I seem to remember a streaker at a football match being spear tackled by a mascot – think it was a bee?

Any bloke who wants to risk interrupting 26/30 large psyched up blokes by running naked through their match probably gets what he deserves.

Can you use the defence of volenti on a charge of assault?

It was Bertie Bee, the Burnley mascot.

A great tackle, especially given the outfit.

Matt

Lovely photo!

A LW player making a tackle!?!? Streaker must have been slow…….

Heads in the wrong place

Streaker has painted toenails

How the hell did you notice that?

Bet he’s glad it wasn’t John Hopoate tackling him!

Ah yes, Dr Chocolate Fingers 🙂

Doctor? Pah. You need a chiropractor.

Dr Lima will see you now…

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxLoS0k-68g[/video]

Well no one needs Dr Hopoate that’s for sure.

Haha yeah should have sent ‘Stink Finger’ on to sort him out!!!

Looking at that Lima hit, I bet the fly half insisted that the drinks were on the number nine that evening. Talk about hospital pass.

Heads in the wrong place

How can you tell with that massive rugby player in the way?

…..I miss shoulder charges in league…

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C82M30_9ulE[/video]

He got off lightly…
Mr Ref,I am deeply unhappy with your performance.