Where did the ‘frozen sausages’ thing originate?

They’re all on weightweenies

Weight wieners?

A road bike and weather-beaten arsey face.

Semi-retired rural idyll, pouring scorn on ne’er-do-wells and miscreants in the towns and inner city BTL ghettos/investment properties.

It’s a bit low on the ethnic diversity scale…

MTB is a bit low on the ethnic diversity scale generally, you can’t really blame that on a magazine cover.

Screech head-locking a thief.

Penguin being pumped by a track pump.

A stash of undelivered iDave diet plans.

A Scandal with a broken frame being sold as new.

It’s a bit low on the ethnic diversity scale

It’s not a Disney kids TV show.

Just looked at the stw picture…. If that is ‘gym girl’ then she needs ginger hair

Joe Cocker on a bike would be comedy gold in my opinion. Especially considering I see him sometimes hitting the regional trail centres.

A stack of bog rolls and a pallet of flour.

Hannah on FaceTime to her hubby in the US? Not sure if anybody else picked up on it (she barely even mentioned it), but apparently they were apart for lockdown.

@solarider just be glad I’m not writing about the time when we’re together.

I’d make the bloke doing the airfix kits younger and better looking.

@solarider just be glad I’m not writing about the time when we’re together.

#shudders

A few cats smothered in sudacrem and some big hitters hitting big things

@funkrodent there is a sudocrem cat! Maybe you need the jigsaw to help you pore over all the details? 😉 They’re being delivered to ST Towers today I think!

You and your bloke can do a jigsaw tonight then. Which is nice.

You and your bloke can do a jigsaw tonight then

I’ve never heard it called that before