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  • wordnumb

    I’ve never owned, loved or lost a dog… but I have stepped in dog turd.
    Not enjoying this so far…



    01. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.

    02. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

    03. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.

    04. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

    05. A dog’s disposition stays the same all month long.

    06. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

    07. A dog’s parents never visit.

    08. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

    09. Dogs agree you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

    10. Dogs do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

    11. Dogs seldom out-live you.

    12. Dogs can’t talk.

    13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.

    14. You never have to wait for a dog. They’re ready to go 24 hours a

    15. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

    16. Dogs like to go hunting.

    17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

    18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both
    of you.

    19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”

    20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.

    21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

    22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

    23. A dog won’t hold out on you to get a new car.

    24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad, they just think it’s interesting.

    25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.

    26. Dogs don’t let magazine articles guide their lives.

    27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.

    28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

    29. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.

    30. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half your stuff

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    Premier Icon rickmeister

    You’ll probably enjoy this…


    The more people I meet, the more I like my dog! 🙂


    Great, thanks for thank
    Copied and forwarded




    They sell the posters too.


    Next door had to put their dog down last night 🙁

    They are very special creatures.


    Made my day

    This is Eddie. I am his friendbeast
    [/url] Get that ball! by mattbibbings, on Flickr[/img]

    Boba Fatt

    we refer to all those invisible things that dogs pick up on and are freaked out by as “The Horsebeast” in our house

    Love The Oatmeal

    Premier Icon DezB

    Talking of dogs, have you seen this video!!



    Dogs are ace,they make you laugh http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/ 😀
    and they make you cry 😥



    Not that anyone need care but when I wrote:

    I’ve never owned, loved or lost a dog… but I have stepped in dog turd.
    Not enjoying this so far…

    I couldn’t actually see the large cartoon it referred to, all I could see was:

    You’ll probably enjoy this…

    – Just wanted to clarify what might otherwise be taken as random dog hatred.
    As you were…


    My best bud taking a nap.

    Dogs are ace. ‘Lost’ both mine almost a year ago, split with ex, she got custody and I no longer get to see them!

    Still miss them both loads and think about them every day 😥

    Premier Icon cr500dom

    OP – That’s great, I couldn’t be without a dog, we are down to one from 3 now sadly 😥

    Premier Icon ton

    that made me smile and laugh…..i have lost a old dog, and now have a middle aged dog.
    she is far nicer that some people i know. 8)

    Premier Icon Nobby

    I have the book – in fact, it’s in my case right now.

    Bought a few copies for friends & family too, they all love it.


    I shouldn’t have watched that “Last Minutes With Oden” video at work, even with the sound off.
    I was nearly crying at my desk. 🙁


    I miss being a friendbeast.


    Muke, Thanks for that, i’ve just had to walk out of the office because i couldn’t control my tears.


    Saw this mentioned in the news today



    I am working from home today so I am sat in the caravan in the garden overlooking where I buried my whippet last year on the 23rd October, I still think about her everyday.

    The consolation is that I have a snoring Patterdale curled up beside me now. She is a wonderful simple sole.

    I listened to the Jimmy Stewart poem and it nearly got me.

    The OP’s piece reminded me of something Peter Kay said. ‘Why do dogs love sticking their heads out of a car window but if you blow in there face they go crazy?’

    Premier Icon cardo

    Last minutes with Oden.. thanks for sharing that… powerful stuff. the guys at work think I’m having some sort of breakdown at my desk!

    We recently got our dogs back from living with my parents and watching your best mates age in front of you is a leveller but the time with them is the best , even when it’s the wet walks , cold mornings… poop/accident in the kitchen etc…

    Deeper souls than a lot of people I have met..

    @fatladridebikes — been there mate, you have my sympathy fella.

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