it would have to be [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2IJdfxWtPM[/video] in my case 🙂 although “the shat” will always be the captain of the enterprise as far as i’m concerned (sorry mr stewart 😳

Brian Blessed, no question.

You wouldn’t argue!

A deaf mute…

JC (not the one nailed to a cross)

Nigella. Or David Attenborough ..

Richard Burton, which would be somewhat ironic given his somewhat relaxed approach to fidelity.

It’s got to be Mr T, surely…

Mine is Terry Thomas

flyingmonkeycorps beat me to it. Its got to be Brian Blessed!

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1zjeYhJs7o[/video]

Joe Pasquale

Morpheus (Laurence Fishburn)

Harriet Cass.

Or Moira Stuart.

Steve Buscemi.

or

James Earl Jones provides a running commentary on my life.
Until I **** up, when I am admonished by Stephen Fry.

Some child actress… probably the one that played Matilda.

+1 for darth vader.

Do you mean my conscience?

In which case, Jimmy Knapp, former leader of the RMT union.

He had THE most “And that’s FINAL!” voice I’ve ever heard.

If you mean my stream-of-consciousness, then probably the Spud character from the film Trainspotting, when he goes for the job interview.

Spike Milligan.

Dr Harold Shipman.

Or Ian Paisley.

Zippy from Rainbow

Morgan Freeman

morgan freeman. i would listen then 😉

Ian Paisley? 😯 perhaps you could alternate it with Martin McGuiness whispering thinly veiled threats?

I reckon that Irish bloke in the pub in Withnail would be good too. You know the one? WHAT’S YOUR NAME Mc****?!!!!

The woman that usually does the narration for Masterchef, or maybe Mariella Frostrup.

+1 for darth vader.

David Prouse?

“Remember kids, I won’t be there when you cross the road…” You know, that just… might… work…

Al **** Swearengen from Deadwood of course.

Leonard Nimoy

Oooooooooo he’d be good:

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!!!!!

Statler: So, they blew up half the theater.
Waldorf: Well, at least they blew up the right half.
Both: THEIRS!

Richard Burton

This bloke

Jack Nicholson

Statler: So, they blew up half the theater.
Waldorf: Well, at least they blew up the right half.
Both: THEIRS!

Good call! Mine would be Richard E Grant or Samuel L Jackson.

I’d have John Lee Hooker

Alan Rickman, always. Might not listen, but at least it would sound mellifluous.

obe wan kenobi

or

katie price

Obi Wan (as in Alec Guiness)

+1 for Terry-Thomas

‘Who is this ravishing creature!’

It would be great

Alan Rickman

Good call