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  • If you can have only one tool for the zombie Apocolypse…
  • CountZero
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    ThinkGeek :: Crovel Extreme II
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/18f0/?cpg=cj&ref=&CJURL=&CJID=4186622
    A bigger problem is finding someone who’ll ship it outside ConUS. 😕

    derek_starship
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    A10 Warthog for me. And a shizzle load of 30mm tracer.

    IanW
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    Semi appealing, but a multifunction tool does away with the need to buy several pointless but nice to have tools.

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    piemonster
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    Bilbos sword not going for much.

    jivehoneyjive
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    It pays to be prepared…

    Harry_the_Spider
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    Kuco
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    Karl33to
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    A boat, zombies can’t swim!

    stuey
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    My 8 yr old son says..

    “Because its reusable and the blade on the shovel would get stuck in their rotting flesh” so there. 🙂

    stuey
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    Karl is along the right lines – but watch out for sharkbait..

    JEngledow
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    jairaj
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    ermmm … surely the only answer is a set of Bombers?

    brakes
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    dannybgoode
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    banks
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    Bruce Lee.

    coastkid
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    I was going to suggest the MG42… Hitlers Buzz saw…

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSCDkkoAKbs[/video]

    But it is still not fast enough despite how slow they move…

    EIN SWEI DIE! 😈 😈 :mrgreen:

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO-3WOtNIYg[/video]

    bigblackshed
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    A nicely balance mattock. Something satisfying about a mattock.

    Spin
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    ninfan
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    toxicsoks
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    A10 +1

    core
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    Jeez, you boys are heavy duty, only hand tools crossed my mind, with mattock or tomahawk coming out top, maybe that says more about me than you…….

    thegreatape
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    rickmeister
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    Shirley anything needing petrol / fuel or bullets has a very limited use until they run out.. ?

    Can Zombies swim ?

    cranberry
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    Yorkshire billhook = sorted.

    brakes
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    with my All Terrain Armoured Transport (AT-AT) I can carry all the fuel, ammo, beer and honies I would ever need

    legend
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    Lobotomizer. Tried and tested

    CountZero
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    Shirley anything needing petrol / fuel or bullets has a very limited use until they run out.. ?

    Can Zombies swim ?

    They can walk along the bottom, they’re dead. Ish.
    Good point about fuel/ammunition; however, ideally the need to keep the shambling bastards at something more than arm’s length would be desirable.
    I do like the shovel, though, the amount of sheer havoc you could wreak with that if it came to close-quarters stuff is going to be pretty spectacular, plus you can smash doors in/pry them open, etc.
    The bill hook on a six-foot pole would be handy, but there’s the problem of using it in awkward places.
    A-10; hmmmm, nice!

    davidrussell
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    dannybgoode +1

    although i believe thats a yank apache Longbow, i’ll stick with a brit one as the controls are on the right side.

    just need to find 3 ground crew who can survive long enough to refuel / rearm you.

    the absolute daddy of combat.

    Cougar
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    Do American helicopters fly on the right? That must make fighting foreign countries awkward.

    Northwind
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    davidrussell
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    Do American helicopters fly on the right? That must make fighting foreign countries awkward.

    not if you shoot everything regardless 🙂

    funkmasterp
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    Chainsaw arm ala Evil Dead two…… Groovy.

    garage-dweller
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    A10 is all very well but time inefficient.

    What you want is a B52/buff

    beefheart
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    I’ve thought long and hard about this.

    jonahtonto
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    op has it.
    standard issue lobo.
    anything that goes bang bang is just gonna attract more.
    maybe you middle aged singlespeeders feel the need to compensate for something with a gun that belongs on an airplane but for me, a good sharp spade thanks

    funkmasterp
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    Attach one to each arm for epic zombie killing! Who needs hands in the apocalypse?

    enigmas
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    The ultimate in zombie hoard control 😆

    davidrussell
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    thats a proven tool too enigmas. 105 obliteration ftw

    wiggles
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    Just need loads of these….

    leffeboy
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    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUbjb7bRYKc[/video]
    That should sort out even world war z quantities of zombies

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