If vampires were real….
Would you want to be one?
If the tv is anything to go by they always seem to get decent looking women, the advent of decent LED technology means that night rides only shouldn’t be a problem. Eternal life means that you’d outlast the 650b and 29er fashions, possibly. Maybe future rubber shortages might mean mtb in the future might be limited to 8″ wheels.
Might be interesting to see if we all end up as either Muslims or atheists, or vampires….
Wish I could just get back to bloody sleep!!!Posted 4 years agomattbeeSubscriber
I’m almost loathe to be the only other voice on this thread as it’s a work of genius so far but you are right, there seems to be very little to moan about being a modern vampire.Posted 4 years ago
Unless you are one, then there is. It seems to turn you into some sort of rambling, sleep deprived nut job… 😉NorthwindSubscriber
loddrik – Member
If the tv is anything to go by they always seem to get decent looking women, the advent of decent LED technology means that night rides only shouldn’t be a problem.
LED lights throw tons of ultraviolet so you’ll be fine til your mate accidentally shines his light on you and you catch fire.Posted 4 years agomonkeyfudgerMember
Hahahah, hadn’t clocked the first few posts were all loddrik talking to himself, brilliant!!
Hadn’t realised either, really quite entertaining when I scrolled back up.
Being a vampire would be awesome, don’t think the killing/drinking blood would bother me all that much if I got to live forever. They always seem to be loaded to eh! The Mrs is already pretty allergic to the sun so it wouldn’t really change much….Posted 4 years ago
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