If the bloke…

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  • If the bloke…
  • Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    Who was walking up the inside lane of the A56 just before it turns into the M66 is reading this it was me who called the police. Probably something to do with the visibility being appalling and you walking in the traffic. Nothing to do with you being almost naked from the waist down.

    Sorry.

    PS.
    I hope the police collected you before a truck hit you.

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    yeah, yeah – you big prude

    I once picked a guy up, who was pissed as a fart, walking into Leeds on the hard shoulder of the M621 at 4.00 in the morning. He’d been on a corporate “do”, couldn’t get a taxi and decided to walk it. Don’t know how the police would have dealt with him but I don’t think they’d have dropped him at his hotel.

    Premier Icon MoreCashThanDash
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    OP – sorry about that, one of those days…. 😳

    Premier Icon bikebouy
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    POIDH

    😆

    Premier Icon Cougar
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    I’ll be driving down there in the next half hour or so I’ll let you know if he’s still, ahem, at large.

    mrsfry
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    Ask him if he’s single 🙂

    Premier Icon zippykona
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    If a bloke on his day off can’t drop his strides and go for a walk up the motorway and bring a little cheer to what is no doubt a very boring journey,well it’s a very sad world we live in.

    Premier Icon Rubber_Buccaneer
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    Ask him if he’s single

    I think cougar already has him bagged and in the boot.

    Premier Icon leffeboy
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    I think cougar already has him bagged and in the boot.

    I was under the impression he was very much debagged…

    Premier Icon Kryton57
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    Anyone else read “tea bagged” ? 😯

    Didn’t have long hair did he? (But I doubt you noticed).

    I only ask as I used to do a lot of shooting adjacent to the M66, spotted a young lass naked with her back to us near a copse. She disappeared over the other side of the field. I decided to stick around for a while to make sure she didn’t come to any harm.

    A while later she appeared back in the field via a footbridge that went over the M66. But it wasn’t a she, it was a he sporting nothing but a phantom of the opera mask and a lob on.

    He soon hopped it with ringing ears.

    Premier Icon Cougar
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    Anyone else read “tea bagged” ?

    Guilty.

    Home now, happy to report he was nowhere to be seen.

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    happy to report he was nowhere to be seen.

    Ah, but you would say that.

    Are you laying a new patio today?

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