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  • If only my sordid lust milk was as valuable
  • Premier Icon dannybgoode
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    £125k a shag – good money if you can get it!!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/horse-racing/24513068

    Cheers

    Danny B

    seavers
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    Get a panto horse costume and a mate in the front.

    Premier Icon Northwind
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    Well worth it though, it’s absolutely delicious.

    mcmoonter
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    Be sure to not exceed the life or death threshold.

    Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

    Premier Icon Drac
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    Cheaper than Marriage.

    Premier Icon Northwind
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    “He was attracted to all kinds of women, regardless of texture, physics…” MMM sandpapery perpetual motion women.

    seavers
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    It doesn’t say how he died. He could have jerked off 42 times, popped to Burger King and not seen that bus. Maybe not all bad?

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    how could you see that bus ? – any fule no it makes you blind

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    – and congratulations to dannyb for a new phrase

    plyphon
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    By the end of his first year at stud, he will have earned about £15m

    I make that 120 shags a year.

    Ah but imagine the money if you could hit 42 in one night and not keel over (who was counting btw? His mum ?!!)

    mcmoonter
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    Douglas Adams was on the money.

    Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.(42)

    He must have a forearm like Popeye! 😯

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