£125k a shag – good money if you can get it!!
Get a panto horse costume and a mate in the front.
Well worth it though, it’s absolutely delicious.
Be sure to not exceed the life or death threshold.
Boy dies after masturbating 42 times
Cheaper than Marriage.
“He was attracted to all kinds of women, regardless of texture, physics…” MMM sandpapery perpetual motion women.
It doesn’t say how he died. He could have jerked off 42 times, popped to Burger King and not seen that bus. Maybe not all bad?
how could you see that bus ? – any fule no it makes you blind
– and congratulations to dannyb for a new phrase
By the end of his first year at stud, he will have earned about £15m
I make that 120 shags a year.
Ah but imagine the money if you could hit 42 in one night and not keel over (who was counting btw? His mum ?!!)
Douglas Adams was on the money.
Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.(42)
He must have a forearm like Popeye! 😯
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