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  • If God did exist, what would he eat?
  • Premier Icon Surrounded By Zulus
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    Food.

    Premier Icon hels
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    What makes you so sure God is a man anyway ?? Misogynists !!

    Premier Icon Mr Woppit
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    hels – Member
    What makes you so sure God is a man anyway ?? Misogynists !!

    “is”? I believe the original question, quite rightly, began: “IF god existed”…

    Premier Icon joolsburger
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    It’s the beard I reckon.

    Premier Icon miner29er
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    Peach blossom marinated in baby’s first tears: to make his farts smell sweet and his poo taste like Edinburgh rock. Amen

    Premier Icon rkk01
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    Soul Food

    Premier Icon megastream
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    Jehova’s

    Premier Icon miner29er
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    Dairy, cheeses and Hovis

    Premier Icon sam42
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    I’m with Joolsburger on this

    At my house he’d eat American Pancakes with maple syrup

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    Premier Icon epicyclo
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    Baby rainforest dolphins obviously.

    Premier Icon Cougar
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    What makes you so sure God is a man anyway

    Man was created in god’s image, if the bible is to believed, whereas woman was created from Adam’s rib after Adam went “god, I’m bored senseless and masturbating myself into premature blindness, sort it out!” Or something like that.

    So, god is male, is as far as a fictional construct can have a gender anyway.

    Premier Icon mefty
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    Roasted Dawkins
    Woppit Ice Cream
    Scambled Hitchins

    after Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler

    Premier Icon tinribz
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    His her sustenance is lorrve. Or seemingly human prostration.

    More likely, cosmic rays, nuclear fusion, some sort of space time trans dimensional shift by product.

    Premier Icon kimbers
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    i though he was partial to fatted calves

    Premier Icon Elfinsafety
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    Premier Icon yunki
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    bacon and avacado sandwiches..

    Premier Icon DrRSwank
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    He wouldn’t eat in our canteen that’s for sure.

    He would probably eat the supporters of all other religions – muslims, pagans, jedis, etc.

    Do Dominoes deliver to heaven?

    Premier Icon gordimhor
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    soreen/miles

    Premier Icon julianwilson
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    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk3NKyUfuN0[/video]

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