Oh boy, it’s a different world over there. What version of english are they speaking? It’s like the scene from Airplane with the jive talking Grandma. I need a translator.

I need a translator.

Sure. The word you seek is “wandered.”

(-:

and id av gone wiv ‘into’

Now you’re just splitting hares.

Ok, people move along. Theirs nothing to sea hear.

I see the spelling Nasties are on the case 😉

I’m reminded of Muphry’s Law here.

Hey, theirs’ a chat forum as well. So what happens over here?

‘ a chat forum as well. So what happens over here?

‘sup sexy? Email in profile.

(I am not Fred Mrsfry. )

Jasus, wife goes out for the night and all bets are off apparently. Time to pop onn the glass eye and polish my peg leg. These may or may not be euphemisms.

No surprise OP – the chat forum often makes you wonder

All they do is talk about bikes!

@ bearnecessities I told you it’s your turn next week.

Cheers Fred.

Oh I do apologise, iPhone, no glasses, predictive text. Still it’s a loaf isn’t it.

Smelling pisstakes are no laughing matter.

If your going to right some think, you should take the time to right it write, otherwise it won’t look write.

Is there a bustle in your hedgerow? That makes me wonder.

Is there a bustle in your hedgerow? That makes me wonder.

If so, do not be alarmed.

It’s just a spring clean for the May queen. Two months early no less!