Given the reach that STW commands, I’m a touch surprised no-one is reporting their mum / wife / sister has sent them a huffy text about being on the train and getting insulted by a random bloke with a limp 🙂

My reply would have just been “**** off you fat ****” but there we go, you have more class than me.

See, I just don’t understand why people don’t like cyclists 😕

her to join STW…then we can burn her!!

Just saw this…..

I read that as “bum” as well…even though i’m on my laptop. Something to do with being a bloke?

bwaarp – Member

My reply would have just been “**** off you fat ****” but there we go, you have more class than me.

Just the other day you were the poster boy for tolerance on another thread.

And now you come out with this?

Grow up.

I think you’re fatist!
No, I think you are fatest.

Suggest some angry sex in the train toilet?

This will end up in the Daily Wail – insulting cyclists not content with taking over the pavements are now on the trains, ban them, ban them all!

If she stuck her nose into a conversation you were having with someone else, then she can’t really complain, can she?

I’m curious to know what a cyclist looks like? She clearly thinks they are easily identifiable. I’m pretty sure I don’t look like everyone else on this forum.

Oh and excellent put down 🙂

Wasn’t meant as a put down, it was kind advice in my head but when it left my mouth it was less kind, unfortunately like the dunked text or email I couldn’t un-say it.

Glad it amused you lot though

This will end up in the Daily Wail – insulting cyclists not content with taking over the pavements are now on the trains, bum them, bum them all!

If it was meant as a put down, I really envy you. If I thought of something like that it would be 30 seconds too late!

Are you not in the New Forest?

There’s another recruit for the local fatwa 😛 against cyclists!

She’ll have stopped off at Homebase on the way home for a pitchfork and some carpet tacks. And chips from the van in the car park.

Grow up.

He’s going to be the world’s greatest biomed scientist, don’t you know 😆

To quote from that other thread, u should have followed up with ‘but my scrotum says otherwise’

No he isn’t – he’s just a very naughty boy.

Grow up.

Cheer up.

Cheer up?

I’m perfectly happy.

You, on the other hand appear to have anger problems:

bwaarp – Member

My reply would have just been “**** off you fat ****” but there we go, you have more class than me.

From this post, I think it’s a fair assumption that everyone has more class than you.

In fact, I think I may have scraped classier things from the sole of my shoe.

Ask her “when are you due?”

Made me giggle, thanks WCA

Very nice. I don’t think you need to feel bad – Her snort of derision clearly cut the moral dividing line.

I think you should let your subconscious out more often 🙂

You dont know how much ‘rn’ looked like an ‘m’ on my phone. Nearly spat me beer!

😆 😆

I’ve now just spat water on my keyboard

😆 😆

I thought it was odd he wanted to bum the fat bird.

But not surprised.
😯 😯

I thought it was odd he wanted to bum the fat bird.
But not surprised.

Oi!

🙁

What a fantastic thread. 😆

BBB = ‘Big Bird Bum’?

You could have followed it up by waiting for the snack cart to come by, and when she was asked if she wanted anything by the attendant looked at her and gave her a disproving sigh/snort noise.
RM.

BBB = ‘Big Bird Bum’?

Or BBB = ‘Bum Big Birds’?

Thread has officially achieved pie smile

Funny!
This thread is useless without pics. One of her scowling or WCA pissing himself. Either will do.
She got off lightly though..

Burn Bum. Yip there’s not much difference when reading fast.

zbonty – Member
Funny!

She got off lightly though..

I bet she didn’t!

(haven’t read all replies, sorry)

OP, you very much should have said that, and you did – hero!

Rusty Spanner – Member
Cheer up?

I’m perfectly happy.

You, on the other hand appear to have anger problems:
bwaarp – Member
My reply would have just been “**** off you fat ****” but there we go, you have more class than me.

From this post, I think it’s a fair assumption that everyone has more class than you.

In fact, I think I may have scraped classier things from the sole of my shoe.

OOOOOOSHKA!