I am sat on the train and was promoting the big bike bash to the bloke on the seat across the aisle. I gave him a BBB flyer and the woman sat facing me gave a disproving sigh/snort noise. For fun I asked if she wanted a flyer.

She replied “do I look like a cyclist?”

I replied “not really but cycling is really good when you need to shed a few pounds”

Bloke still holding the flyer nearly pissed himself.

I am now staring at my phone intently trying to avoid making eye contact with the woman sat less than two feet away.

Your moniker is fairly apt then…

Class!!!! 😀

🙂

Brilliant!

awesome put down, you don’t wanna chat to cycle haterz anyway 🙂

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Would have loved to see that.

I’m a chubby cyclist too!

Your moniker is fairly apt then…

My thoughts, exactly 🙂

WCA.
Come on, admit it. You meant to do that, didn’t you.
😉

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that’s how he really broke his ankle

Stuff her, fat cow.

Disapproving sigh/snort?! Why, if you were just talking to someone about something you enjoy. Sounds like she got what she deserved, well done.

Give her a flyer as you leave the train; “It really does help with weight loss”.

punch her.

“I’ll get me coat”

😀

Take a photo of her for a new flyer
“This could be you if you don’t come to the BBB”

With the old slam door trains then you could have ejected her from the train fairly easily. Not so easy with the push button doors unfortunately.

I am still trying to keep a straight face and pretend it was a well meant comment. She is now reading her magazine and keeps staring at me.
Thankfully I get off next stop.

Buy her a cake by way of an apology!

Does your phone have a camera?

Ask her to be your Facebook friend

Stare back at her – see how long she lasts before one of you blinks/looks away…!

I thought the standard response was “Button it, fatty!”

She followed me off the train but I can limp faster than she waddled so I could escape in a taxi.
Tried to get a photo but it is blurred where I was hobbling too quickly

She frightened you, didn’t she?

You deserve a Blue Peter badge, bare minimum.

What, no ‘Button it, Fatty!’? Missed opportunity…

EDIT: Beaten to it, by some distance.

tell her to join STW…then we can burn her!! 😆

She frightened you, didn’t she?

she probably wanted to eat him…

snort like a pig as you get off.

Hah, i did something very similar at the weekend. Two attractive girls asked me and my friend which track was good to go down, but one said she didn’t want to climb bacj up. She was a bit chubby. I said ‘well if youwant to get fitlike yourfriend, riding ups thebest way’ . Oops

Will there be a BBW class at BBB?

‘well if youwant to get fitlike yourfriend, riding ups thebest way’

we really are crap aren’t we? blokes eh? rubbish by design

Funny as…

Keep winking at her, raising your eyebrows, and doing that mouth thing that I have no idea how to describe. That should get her to ignore you, or move seat.

If it all goes pear shaped and she fancies you as a result, say “Do I look like a porky poker?”

crikey – Member

Buy her a cake by way of an apology!
winner 😆

gonzy – Membertell her to join STW…then we can burn her!!

You dont know how much ‘rn’ looked like an ‘m’ on my phone. Nearly spat me beer!

gonzy – Membertell her to join STW…then we can burn her!!

You dont know how much ‘rn’ looked like an ‘m’ on my phone. Nearly spat me beer!

I’ve now just spat water on my keyboard

I thought it was odd he wanted to bum the fat bird.

But not surprised.

Does your phone have a wide angled lens?