So, this Brestival, have they announced a line up yet?
“Brestival means Brestival”
Got that, but before I buy the tickets, I’d like to see who’s playing really.
“We’ve signed up 350,000,000 acts”
Really? That doesn’t sound right, are you sure? I’ve heard they’re all cover bands?
“Traitor!”
I’ve already bought tickets to Glastonbury, but Brestival is free, but we still get to see all the bands?
“The people have spoken, and they want to end the movement of the Glastonbury crowd coming into Brestival, but the Brestival fans can still go to Glastonbury for free”
How’s that going to work?
“Computers”
Yes, but how?
“You just need to get behind it”
What?
“Winston Churchill!!!!!”
But, one of the Brestival promoters actually said that it could take us 50 years to pay for Brestival.
“Lefty libtard snowflake”