that all the talk of David replacing Ed in the “Oh no we should have voted for the other Millibanana” is a waste of air.

This guy:

is a cock.

has a very pointy head.

No, that’s a clock tower.

Is that Lewis Hamilton?

Whoever he is……HE’S ENORMOUS!!!!!!!

oh christ I agree with Woppit 🙁

I predict…….

A riot?

that clock doesn’t look very straight

Whoever he is……HE’S ENORMOUS!!!!!!!

Close…
Far away…

that clock doesn’t look very straight

It’s the wrong time as well, it’s ten to four now.

ooh, that’d be Mr Chuka “offshore jersey trust company owns my home” Umunna, who campaigns against offshore tax avoidance would it?

ummm should I know who he is?

Damn you stoner, and your educational posts!

ooh, that’d be Mr Chuka “offshore jersey trust company owns my home” Umunna, who campaigns against offshore tax avoidance would it?

According to Parliament.uk, he prefers the shorter epithet of ‘Mr Umunna’

Address as
Mr Umunna

Stoner – Member
ooh, that’d be Mr Chuka “offshore jersey trust company owns my home” Umunna, who campaigns against offshore tax avoidance would it?

Yup. Perfectly placed… 😆

Was he cloned in the same lab as Michael Gove? He’s a bit Pob-esque

🙁

Are there any politicians left whom the lobby groups haven’t gotten their teeth into?

You cant beat the champagne socialists for a good slosh of hypocrisy 😉

Unlike his new party leader, Umunna prefers not to be described as a socialist. Once a leading light in the Black Socialist Society, he says he regards himself as a European social democrat.

I stand corrected, a hypocritical champagne social democrat

According to Parliament.uk, he prefers the shorter epithet of ‘Mr Umunna’

Were his parents dyslexic Pink Floyd fans?

I was thinking the same thing a couple of weeks ago. Unfortunately for him, I suspect the headline punsters and investigative hacks would have a bit of a field day.

But Labour isn’t exactly brimming over with fresh talent, is it?

If it’s Chukka, Tessa Jowell or David Miliband, you wouldn’t bet against him.

The next or next but one leader of the
Tories though?

I reckon this chap:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rory_Stewart

His PR machine is certainly working on overdrive at present

His, or that of the party? Diversionary tactic, while Ed’s rating goes down faster than a fast thing?

goes down faster than a fast thing?

Come on captain, have some conviction.
Start again;

goes down faster than a

???????

Already had one swipe of the banhammer recently! Don’t need another! 🙂

Already had one swipe of the banhammer recently! Don’t need another!

LOLz.

You too flashy?

GAH!

Sounds perfect for a Labour leader. Middle class, private school, not a socialist and some dodgy offshore trust shenanigans to boot 😀

Yep. 🙂

*edit – that was @darcy, not allthepies! 🙂 *

Are there any politicians left whom the lobby groups haven’t gotten their teeth into?

How is lobbying even legal? Surely it is just bribery dressed in a suit minus the brown envelope.

…trying desperately to think of a way to encorporate Matatta into his name….

can’t stand the arrogant arse though.

there are plans afoot to clean up the lobbying industry in the uk

however…..

Nearly two years ago David Cameron warned that lobbying in this country had got ‘out of control’.

“As anticipated, the government’s plans for transparency regulations for the influence industry have lobbyists’ fingerprints all over them. The proposals lack both breadth and depth: they would reveal on only a tiny proportion of the industry, and then no meaningful information. The lobbying industry has triumphed here. This is what they want; a partial system of minimal disclosure.

oh and my moneys on ken clarke for next labour leader 😉

allthepies – Member
Sounds perfect for a Labour leader. Middle class, private school, not a socialist and some dodgy offshore trust shenanigans to boot

… and when Obama wins in November, he can take the opportunistic race card toboggan to boost his prospects…

Spin gold.

I’ve got it!

”In other news today, Labour MP Chuka Umunna announced plans to encourage school children to reach their quota of 5-a-day by giving up their chicken tikka dinners – The policy is being named ‘The Umunna Tomata’ – it means no curries.”

Oh dear … Not another posh git pretending to be from the “slump” … 🙄

Sorry slim 😉

no! – its like – ”it means no worries!” , you know, like the hairy pig, Pumba…or summink. and he grunts alot?!

oh forget it.

I predict…This guy

As leader of the Labour Party ? ….you having a laugh ? ?

For a start he’s black …… we don’t do black political party leaders in Britain. Besides, the Labour party isn’t that open minded……all applicants must be middle class and white – vulgar working class and dark candidates need not apply.

Secondly, he’s got 18 months experience as an MP …… 18 months job experience and you think he can lead a party ? !

And thirdly, he would represent zero improvement on Ed Milliband. The geezer is a walking talking incarnated version of the Guardian. Expect nothing more from him than muddled waffling fence-sitting bollox…….“we’re just like the Tories but so much nicer”. The unelected bishops in the House of Lords, and a handful of LibDem peers, are doing a better job of challenging the government than that useless herbert.

ernie – what broadsheet do “real” Lab supporters read OOI?