Dyslexics are teople poo!
Two dyslexic men walk into a bank shouting… “Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fu!c!kup!”
Old McDonald was dyslexic, OIEOI
Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic?
He choked on his own vimto.
Q – Why shouldn’t you mock a dyslexic dwarf?
A – Its not big and not clever
Two dyslexic skiers. One says let zig zag down the slope.
No, the other one says its zag zig.
Tell you what says the first lets ask this fella.
Excuse me sir going down the slope do you zig zag or zag zig?
No idea he says, I’m a toboganist.
In that case can i have 20 B&H?
Dyslexic No. 1: ‘Can you smell Gas?’
Dyslexic No. 2: ‘What are you on about, I can’t even smell my own name!!’
Q – How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
A – What’s a blub?