You know who you are, the forumite that weighs bike parts and probably shaves their legs.
I do that but when I am riding my bike (5.8kg in case you ask đ ). I am happier than any any other time of the day when riding my bike. Explains why I still go out and ride in middle of winter, in rain etc,. because I still enjoy it.
I still would not say hello to other riders though so would no doubt be marked down as miserable. As these days I am riding riser bars on my fixed gear (makes it more enjoyable, especially off road) roadies donât say hello anyway as I am not seen as part of the drop bar club.