Dammit, I only have salt n vinegar.

Have some more pizza…

To be fair you would have lost much more money if she had said yes and you had gone through with a doomed wedding.

So it’s the result of a spurned proposal then…

Take it back to the shop if so?

bearnecessities – Member

Epenis is large in you; wanna get engaged?

No thanks, you couldn’t even commit to keeping your rant up without outside assistance.

Bearnecessities – so far on this thread you have rescinded your original rant (thus implying that you have accepted that it could be possible that you weren’t entirely right), AND you have taken note of another person’s point of view.

This sort of behaviour is entirely unacceptable on an internet forum, and therefore I feel that you should be banned indefinitely.

😉

I’ll give you £20, an ayurvedic massage and

and

I’ll teach you how to make the most amazing beef and coconut curry, Keralan style.
Now that my friend, is priceless.

Ps.
Worst thinly veiled advert for a classified thread I’ve yet seen. 😛

I’d give it to someone if I though it would make someone happy

It would make me happy..
How quickly can you post?

oh, wait…

Why don’t you make a list of all the people who you don’t like or who are rude.

Markie – I tried that, but they only offered me 39p for Basement Cat.

Are you overreacting? Yes.

Was the ‘offer’ massively insensitive given what you were selling? Yes.

Hope you’re ok. Yell if you want either thread closing.

Bearnecessities. Hoping for a better day for you tomorrow.

Just to cheer you up, I got offered a swap with my for sale mtb frame today for a car stereo on MTB traders 🙂

I will give you nought pounds and you can marry me. How’s that sound?

Quick, Houns! He is vulnerable, and on the rebound. GO IN FOR THE KiLL!

Houns, he’s really got the measure of you, eh? 😉

I’ve had some offers for stuff that I’ve been selling lately that have been, frankly, utter bullocks. People are trying their luck with stuff and really you should just hold out for what you want. I don’t know what goes through someone’s head when they ask to buy something for half of what you’ve advertised it for, but it is a waste of everyone’s time, so just don’t do it.

I threw my engagement ring into a tarn on the hills above my town – most satisfying thing i did in regards to that bit of jewellery!

You overpaid, he under offerred simple misunderstanding. Could get a ring of equal colour and clarity for a grand all day long. Same diamond on the missis finger right now. If the guy messages me I’ll show him how.

It was an s11 diamond so thought I was on the money

You could have just said no!

Ban No!

Hic 😉

This thread is brilliant! good work chaps.

Eeeerm, Mr Dwarf – what locale might that be…

😉

My dad died when i was six years old and he left me a rose gold signet ring.. I took it to the pawnbrokers when i was fourteen and short of hash and was offered the princely sum of £12..

I took the cash

Don’t beat yourself up about that. It’s just gold.

Best bit of advice my late Dad ever gave me was, “**** ’em all bar four. They can carry the stretcher”.

It’s just stuff Bearneccesities, it’s just stuff. It has a lot of emotional value at the moment maybe. But I’d take the £400 I think. Get rid of the thing and move on.

This reminds me a time when I went for a dip in a small mountain lake on holiday up north a few years and put my hand on an engagement ring. It looked pretty new so I wiped it off and sold it to a jeweller the day I got back – result! Paid for my whole trip and m next banger!

Konabunny, you are Gollum and I claim my five pounds.

Myyyyy Prleshussssss!

Keep it for the next woman?

Like a prepacked relationship pack?

Keep it for the next woman?
Like a prepacked relationship pack?

Actually, given the apparent depreciation these things go through, thats a pretty sensible idea.