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  • I have never
  • reluctantlondoner
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    Realised what sheltered and defiantly middle class lives so many of you have led.

    Felt more of a need to urge some of you to live a little!

    hilldodger
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    …seen an elephant fly

    willard
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    Seen Joseph and his Techie Coloured Dream Coat (because I lost my ticket in a bar when I was about to see Jason Donovan in it)
    Seen Braking Bad (but only part of the first series)
    Eaten Venison
    Had sex in a Car
    Voted labour
    Ridden an Orange 5
    Joined the Mile High Club
    Flown first class
    Been on a Blind Date
    Driven a Jaguar
    Been to a Strip Club
    Owned an Omega Seamaster

    |To be honest, I don’t think my life is emptier for the others. I have seen The Sound Of Music though. It’s not a bad thing for kids to watch.

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    funkrodent
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    Contributed to a thread about things I’ve never done. And I’m not about to start now. Consistency is the key..

    mr-potatohead
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    just me then !!!!!

    anybody fancy a carrot ?

    molgrips
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    I have never:

    Watched any Star Wars film (Thank God)
    Watched any Star Trek episode (Thank God)

    Personally, I think it’s the biggest load of drivel to ever grace this planet.

    How do you know if you’ve never watched any of it?

    bearnecessities
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    Been to a gig.
    Been to Nandos.
    Seen Bambi
    Understood why Jonathan Ross gets work.
    Boned a rabbit.
    Seen a dead seagull.

    adjustablewench
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    Been through Paris in a sports car with the warm wind in my hair

    tomhoward
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    Ringfenced a unicorn.

    molgrips
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    I dont actually know what Nandos is tbh never mind been in one.

    Portugese inspired grilled chicken. Like KFC but much tastier. Peri peri is portugese chili type sauce.

    I’ve never been to a gig

    That’s the only one in the thread at which I am amazed.

    Really? Most people find never having been drunk more amazing.

    CaptainFlashheart
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    anybody fancy a carrot ?

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Boned a rabbit.

    I should hope not! The RSPCA don’t approve of that sort of thing, you know.

    Oh, hold on…..

    ir_bandito
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    Enjoyed a music festival. Only been to 2 mind you, one was very crap, the other was ok, but seemed a waste of a fine summer’s day to me.

    Done things with a stripper that I don’t regret 😉

    Ridden a downhill bike down a downhill track

    Been to Canada

    Owned a “nice” car.

    I have however seen the Sound of Music many, many times as it’s my mum’s favourite film.

    montarius
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    Never been ashamed to enjoy eating at Nando’s… why so much hate??
    Never ridden a FS
    Never had a job which is less than an hours commute each way
    Never punched anyone in the face
    Never been punched by someone in the face.

    adjustablewench
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    Not been to a gig? !

    @bearnescessities – how? Fair enough no nandos etc but I dont understand this one

    molgrips
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    Oh yeah, never ridden a downhill bike either.

    bikebouy
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    I have never:

    Sang God Save our Gracious Queen, blah, blah our blah blah Queen..
    Been to Denmark
    Nicked birds eggs from a nest
    Been able to grow a full beard
    Shaved my armpits
    Said sorry when I didn’t mean it
    Said “thank you” after sex
    Held another Mans willy

    Been Bannnyed (cough) 😛

    Dickyboy
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    been convinced that stw is anything but a waste of time

    DezB
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    Really? Most people find never having been drunk more amazing.

    Being drunk is rubbish. Gigs are wonderful! )Well, they used to be before the digital camera was invented 😉 )

    DezB
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    Shaved my armpits

    Held another Mans willy

    Surely (I could be wrong here) the idea of a “I’ve never done” thread, is to list things which most people have done that you haven’t…

    I mean I’ve never eaten human excrement, well, or any other excrement for that matter, but it kinda goes without saying.

    crankman
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    I mean I’ve never eaten human excrement, well, or any other excrement for that matter, but it kinda goes without saying.

    I ate horse shit for £100 cash.

    bigyinn
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    Smashed in backdoors
    Dogged
    Singlespeeded.

    bikebouy
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    Nope, I think this thread is subjective.

    I’ve never been a pedant 😆

    wordnumb
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    I have never felt like this, consequently, when strange things happen, I doubt that I’m going round the twist.

    john_drummer
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    been to Brighton. or Norwich or Glasgow for that matter

    I can live with that

    surroundedbyhills
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    Never been banned…

    DezB
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    Nope, I think this thread is subjective.

    Ah, ok.

    I have never…
    -shown my scrotum to a nun in a Nissan Micra
    -jumped out of a 10 storey window wearing a Spiderman outfit
    -run through Debenhams shouting “MY NAME IS PLIMSOLE”

    fervouredimage
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    I’ve never been drunk. I’ve had a beer or glass of wine and I do enjoy trying them but never had enough to experience being drunk or anything close to being drunk.

    bikebouy
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    I have never:

    Tried Drugs 😛

    emsz
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    I’ve never voted

    cobrakai
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    Woken up after a night out and remembered every detail.

    Voted

    Shot anyone

    Bought the guardian or daily mail

    pondo
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    I ate horse shit for £100 cash.

    Chapeau! 🙂

    I have never –
    Watched James Cameron’s Titanic
    Drunk real ale without looking as though I’ve just been punched in the guts
    Ridden a full-sus
    Or a 29er
    Had the BB or headset out of my ’96 Orange C16 (although frankly they feel like they might be due a spot of grease)

    wordnumb
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    Shot anyone

    Not even with a water pistol or paintball?

    hora
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    I’ve never french-kissed another man for fun.

    I’ve never ridden a CX bike or entered a mountain bike race or event.

    andytherocketeer
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    Like KFC but much tastier

    Not exactly difficult. Unless spicy castrol GTX is your idea of tasty.

    surroundedbyhills
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    Serviced the forks on my 2008 Rockhopper
    Strava’d
    Eaten tinned tuna
    worn womens underwear

    CaptainFlashheart
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    hora – Member
    I’ve never french-kissed another man for fun.

    Just for the money, honey? 🙂

    hora
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    Two fit uni girls wanted us to do it/dared us. So we did. We went OTT to impress.

    redthunder
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    @pondo

    “Had the BB or headset out of my ’96 Orange C16 (although frankly they feel like they might be due a spot of grease)”

    Only 17 years without maintenance. Don’t say much much British engineering 😉

    redthunder
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    Never:

    Watched an episode of Eastenders or Coronation Street.

    Never desired or wish to own a log burner.

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