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  • Premier Icon molgrips
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    I have never:

    Watched any Star Wars film (Thank God)
    Watched any Star Trek episode (Thank God)

    Personally, I think it’s the biggest load of drivel to ever grace this planet.

    How do you know if you’ve never watched any of it?

    Premier Icon bearnecessities
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    Been to a gig.
    Been to Nandos.
    Seen Bambi
    Understood why Jonathan Ross gets work.
    Boned a rabbit.
    Seen a dead seagull.

    Been through Paris in a sports car with the warm wind in my hair

    Premier Icon tomhoward
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    Ringfenced a unicorn.

    Premier Icon molgrips
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    I dont actually know what Nandos is tbh never mind been in one.

    Portugese inspired grilled chicken. Like KFC but much tastier. Peri peri is portugese chili type sauce.

    I’ve never been to a gig

    That’s the only one in the thread at which I am amazed.

    Really? Most people find never having been drunk more amazing.

    anybody fancy a carrot ?

    Boned a rabbit.

    I should hope not! The RSPCA don’t approve of that sort of thing, you know.

    Oh, hold on…..

    Premier Icon ir_bandito
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    Enjoyed a music festival. Only been to 2 mind you, one was very crap, the other was ok, but seemed a waste of a fine summer’s day to me.

    Done things with a stripper that I don’t regret πŸ˜‰

    Ridden a downhill bike down a downhill track

    Been to Canada

    Owned a “nice” car.

    I have however seen the Sound of Music many, many times as it’s my mum’s favourite film.

    montarius
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    Never been ashamed to enjoy eating at Nando’s… why so much hate??
    Never ridden a FS
    Never had a job which is less than an hours commute each way
    Never punched anyone in the face
    Never been punched by someone in the face.

    Not been to a gig? !

    @bearnescessities – how? Fair enough no nandos etc but I dont understand this one

    Premier Icon molgrips
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    Oh yeah, never ridden a downhill bike either.

    bikebouy
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    I have never:

    Sang God Save our Gracious Queen, blah, blah our blah blah Queen..
    Been to Denmark
    Nicked birds eggs from a nest
    Been able to grow a full beard
    Shaved my armpits
    Said sorry when I didn’t mean it
    Said β€œthank you” after sex
    Held another Mans willy

    Been Bannnyed (cough) πŸ˜›

    Dickyboy
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    been convinced that stw is anything but a waste of time

    Premier Icon DezB
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    Really? Most people find never having been drunk more amazing.

    Being drunk is rubbish. Gigs are wonderful! )Well, they used to be before the digital camera was invented πŸ˜‰ )

    Premier Icon DezB
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    Shaved my armpits

    Held another Mans willy

    Surely (I could be wrong here) the idea of a “I’ve never done” thread, is to list things which most people have done that you haven’t…

    I mean I’ve never eaten human excrement, well, or any other excrement for that matter, but it kinda goes without saying.

    crankman
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    I mean I’ve never eaten human excrement, well, or any other excrement for that matter, but it kinda goes without saying.

    I ate horse shit for Β£100 cash.

    bigyinn
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    Smashed in backdoors
    Dogged
    Singlespeeded.

    bikebouy
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    Nope, I think this thread is subjective.

    I’ve never been a pedant πŸ˜†

    wordnumb
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    I have never felt like this, consequently, when strange things happen, I doubt that I’m going round the twist.

    been to Brighton. or Norwich or Glasgow for that matter

    I can live with that

    Never been banned…

    Premier Icon DezB
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    Nope, I think this thread is subjective.

    Ah, ok.

    I have never…
    -shown my scrotum to a nun in a Nissan Micra
    -jumped out of a 10 storey window wearing a Spiderman outfit
    -run through Debenhams shouting “MY NAME IS PLIMSOLE”

    I’ve never been drunk. I’ve had a beer or glass of wine and I do enjoy trying them but never had enough to experience being drunk or anything close to being drunk.

    bikebouy
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    I have never:

    Tried Drugs πŸ˜›

    emsz
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    I’ve never voted

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    Woken up after a night out and remembered every detail.

    Voted

    Shot anyone

    Bought the guardian or daily mail

    pondo
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    I ate horse shit for Β£100 cash.

    Chapeau! πŸ™‚

    I have never –
    Watched James Cameron’s Titanic
    Drunk real ale without looking as though I’ve just been punched in the guts
    Ridden a full-sus
    Or a 29er
    Had the BB or headset out of my ’96 Orange C16 (although frankly they feel like they might be due a spot of grease)

    wordnumb
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    Shot anyone

    Not even with a water pistol or paintball?

    hora
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    I’ve never french-kissed another man for fun.

    I’ve never ridden a CX bike or entered a mountain bike race or event.

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    Like KFC but much tastier

    Not exactly difficult. Unless spicy castrol GTX is your idea of tasty.

    Serviced the forks on my 2008 Rockhopper
    Strava’d
    Eaten tinned tuna
    worn womens underwear

    hora – Member
    I’ve never french-kissed another man for fun.

    Just for the money, honey? πŸ™‚

    hora
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    Two fit uni girls wanted us to do it/dared us. So we did. We went OTT to impress.

    redthunder
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    @pondo

    “Had the BB or headset out of my ’96 Orange C16 (although frankly they feel like they might be due a spot of grease)”

    Only 17 years without maintenance. Don’t say much much British engineering πŸ˜‰

    redthunder
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    Never:

    Watched an episode of Eastenders or Coronation Street.

    Never desired or wish to own a log burner.

    pondo
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    Only 17 years without maintenance. Don’t say much much British engineering

    I know – might see if I can get a partial refund, going graunchy already. πŸ™

    iolo
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    never snorted a whole lot of cocaine from a naked female prostitute’s body in Vietnam

    noteeth
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    I have never posted on this kind of thread.

    Serviced the forks on my 2008 Rockhopper
    Strava’d
    Eaten tinned tuna
    worn womens underwear

    Don’t own a 2008 Rockhopper.

    Premier Icon Bregante
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    Smoked a cigarette, cigar or owt else.

    Premier Icon jambalaya
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    Seen the Sound of Music
    Been in a Nandos
    Heard anything by Justin Bieber (as far as I know, and certainly not deliberately)

    I feel happy with this state of affairs.

    Over to you…!
    Been in a Nandos – tick
    Heard anything by Bieber- tick
    or
    Heard anything by One Direction
    Left a pub without finishing my drink (intelligent that !)

    Let another person decry such a wonderful work as the Sound of Music, CFH you are missing out (this might be something to do with having 3 daughters) πŸ˜€

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIjobdArtiA[/video]

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    emsz – Member
    I’ve never voted

    Now that’s a disgrace, we’ve just passed a date to remember those who made a great sacrifice to allow us to have the privilege.

    I have never voted for a candidate in a general election who has won, I’ve known my vote would most likely be for a candidate who wouldn’t win but I still voted. If you don’t “like the system” vote for change.

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    I have never ringfenced a unicorn.
    Got any points on my licence.
    Been to a big sporting event*.
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    This will change at Glasgow 2014

    busydog
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    watched an episode of Breaking Bad—–and I live in Albuquerque, FFS

    bikebouy
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    I have never..

    Ridden a bareback, bareback.
    Read a Jamie Oliver cookbook.
    Been to China.
    Sat intently to a conversation where I haven’t wondered about what the conversationee underwear looked like.
    Wondered lonely as a cloud.

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