What have I won do you reckon. It's a cash prize. My bet's on £10. But it'll cost me £9 to find out. Anyone got 3 lions and claimed their fortune?

Ive got some money in an offshore account I need to repatriate. Can I use your account to route it through? If you send me your details I'll make it worth your while, promise!…

Every minute of every day ……….

I would stoner, but I'm still waiting for my millions from the Nigerian lottery which I forgot I entered. You might try and steal it. I ain't falling for that one.

There's no flies on you benji – I'll give you that
You caught Stoner out there good & proper so you did – much respect

looks like I need to work on my patter.

Stoner, I can sell you a book to help you

I can sell you a pyramid scheme that will allow you to buy all the self help books you ever dreamed of.

Read the back – you can post it off and they'll eventually tell you that you've won the lowest prize, which will cost more to claim than is worth.

HTH

David Badiel and Frank Skinner will be round with your prize shortly

how about this for scamming the scammer. long read but worth it – class.

may have been posted before though.