I get paid for this!

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  • I get paid for this!
  • Premier Icon zippykona
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    Today is chocolate tasting day.

    mcmoonter
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    Could I do a work experience day?

    Premier Icon seadog101
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    Looks like there’s Turkish delight in there. Zippy, it must be hell for you.

    mikewsmith
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    nuts – I’m out

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    are they albino Unicorn testicles at the bottom left?

    Premier Icon zippykona
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    Wwaswas,thems is peaches and cream truffle. Not had it yet but experience says it won’t be the best.

    Premier Icon Drac
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    I get paid to do this.

    Premier Icon thepurist
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    thems is peaches and cream truffle. Not had it yet but experience says it won’t be the best.

    Why do chocolatiers insist on always putting one completely rank fruity creamy truffley abomination in an otherwise perfectly acceptable box of chocs. They must know its destined to sit alone and unwanted in the box once all its tasty friends have gone, just waiting for someone to have such dire need of sugar that they’re prepared to put up with ingredients that should only be found in poncy bars of soap.

    finbar
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    You are Roald Dahl as a schoolboy and I claim my £5.

    Premier Icon zippykona
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    thems is peaches and cream truffle. Not had it yet but experience says it won’t be the best.
    Why do chocolatiers insist on always putting one completely rank fruity creamy truffley abomination in an otherwise perfectly acceptable box of chocs. They must know its destined to sit alone and unwanted in the box once all its tasty friends have gone, just waiting for someone to have such dire need of sugar that they’re prepared to put up with ingredients that should only be found in poncy bars of soap.

    [img]http://i1083.photobucket.com/albums/j398/Zippykona/fbbc28d44bef60026d3b3a52dfe572b8_zps5eebb313.jpg[/img]
    So you come and choose all your favourites ,with no yucky ones left.

    shermer75
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    Where is that?!?!?!? 😯 I’m on my way…

    kevhl
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    Damn, I’ve not brought in any pudding today. Fancy swapping jobs for a bit? I get paid to do this:

    Premier Icon thepurist
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    So you come and choose all your favourites ,with no yucky ones left.

    Bet they’d still slip in a pineapple and beetroot fondant, just to catch me out.

    Premier Icon GrahamS
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    ROFL at Drac. 😀

    (I get paid to make those!)

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    kevhl

    a couple of things to remark on your post:

    1, You must have very large testicles to take a picture yourself at that speed!

    2, You will be running out of fuel very soon at those revs!

    3, What is your job?

    fatalbert
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    I get paid to watch this.

    edlong
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    @kevhl

    Either a bit of photoshopping going on, or whoever laid out that speedo can’t count: Look at the big numbers: 100…120…140…what comes next? Oh yeah, must be 180. Hmmm.

    schrickvr6
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    The increments are like that on my speedo too ed.

    Premier Icon D0NK
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    The increments are like that on my speedo too ed.

    mine goes 60, 70, 80, 200*

    3, What is your job?

    taxi driver?**

    *not actually true, more like 60, 70, “you avin a laugh?”

    **or rolling road operator

    adam_h
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    @kevhl Either a bit of photoshopping going on, or whoever laid out that speedo can’t count: Look at the big numbers: 100…120…140…what comes next?Oh yeah, must be 180. Hmmm.

    Looks like a vw dash in the picture, my transporter goes 60, 70, 80, 100

    Premier Icon GrahamS
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    You must have very large testicles to take a picture yourself at that speed!

    Surely he used his hands…?

    gmex619
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    Yeah, that car must hate you Kev.

    But the speedo, look at it closely, the little number after 140 is 160.

    I_Ache
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    Interestingly on the car photo it seems to have a quarter of a tank of fuel left but a range of only 45 miles. A car that can go that fast is likely to be big and also have a reasonably sized fuel tank say 50-60L so assuming it around that point so about 13 gallons that means its doing about 15mpg at nearly 180mph. Thats pretty good.

    Premier Icon Drac
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    Nice maths I_Ache but it’s based on average speed not current.

    phil.w
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    EDIT: didn’t read post properly

    I_Ache
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    Well yes obviously to a point but if your going at that speed 45 miles will pass by pretty quickly. If the computer is not accurate you will end up on the side of the autobahn looking like a right tit waiting for the DAC* to come and tow you to the nearest petrol station.

    *Deutsch Automobile Club?

    MrGrim
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    Fancy swapping jobs for a bit? I get paid to do this:

    Rolling road?

    RV
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    My Audi dash goes to 200, not expecting to hit it anytime soon.

    shermer75
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    I’ve found a picture of kevhl:

    unovolo
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    kevhl

    a couple of things to remark on your post:

    1, You must have very large testicles to take a picture yourself at that speed!

    2, You will be running out of fuel very soon at those revs!

    3, What is your job?
    Driver for Citi-link?

    fizzicist
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    I got paid to get completely lashed in London yesterday.

    Today sucked.

    badly.

    m0rk
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    I know kevhl – that photo is real, legally taken & not the first I’ve seen 🙂

    ron jeremy
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    I get paid for this….

    (Most worksafe picture I can find)

    pingu66
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    OK so what does kevhl do?

    I think he passed me today!

    jkomo
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    Fatalbert- that is properly funny.

    I get paid to read all these great jokes, thanks guys 🙂

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    3 days a week I get paid to make all of these by hand :

    The other 3 days i get to build and work on these :

    And on my day off i sometimes get time to ride this :

    Or play/fall off this :

    kevhl
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    Now I have bike envy!
    Apologies for sending this thread off topic… let face it chocolate is more interesting. People always doubt that kind of image, so I went back out earlier this week in the warm weather and got a video. Note I was holding a tripod and the steering wheel with my right hand which is why it’s out of shot on the in car. Big b*lls aren’t needed, just trust in the vehicle and setup.

    Oh, it’s in a VW Scirocco clocks go 100-120-140-180 the increment between the two is 160 and I’m the Technical Support Manager for the STaSIS Revo Group. Lots more videos on our channel on youtube if you’re interested in cars!

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