- I feel like death warmed up – bad eggs?
I fear that I may have made a schoolboy error..
Growing up in the 80s I’ve always had a healthy fear of eggs, but starving hungry earlier this week, with left over mashed potatoes in the fridge I took a chance on some eggs that I found to throw together a Spanish omelette type thing..
In my defence my other half had told me previously not to worry too much about sell-by dates on eggs, and that they should be OK if they smell OK..
It turns out that she meant if they were over by a few days, and not a few weeks..
Been feeling nauseous and ‘bowelly’ the last couple of days..
Today I’ve been listless and achey and my blood feels like it’s on fire
Am I about to meet a grisly end..?Posted 4 years agodannyhMember
Yep, if it was food poisoning you would probably have chucked up by now.
If you have what I had last week, then good luck!
If it this year’s edition of the winter bug then the following will happen (from my experience).
You will turn yourself inside out through your ringpiece. You will feel like death the next day. You will feel hot and sweaty a lot of the time for the next few days and will not have a solid turd for three to four days.
Enjoy!Posted 4 years agobearnecessitiesSubscriber
just crippling nausea
That’s just crap – knowing where you live & grew up, I can’t imagine anything other than licking a whole family of skanky cane toads could take you to a level of nausea you’re not familiar with!
Chin up fella, unless you’re gonna blow, then chin down.
Hugs 😉Posted 4 years ago
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