They are the devils work. I have a theory that they were invented by the Romans as revenge for us helping with the demise of the Roman Empire and have been ruining pizzas ever since, that and italian car electrics, they must both be somne sort of revenge attack.
MMM how old is Markenduro and Mrs Surfr? I hated them and was always told it was an age thing, now I appear to have "come of age" and love them! Think Mr MC is disappointed that now when I buy a pot of olives he doesn't get them to himself and he had to learn to share 😉