I am in my 40's and I finally learned how to control my jizz….

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  • boxfish
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    I’ve found that if the rim/bead interface is suitably lubricated, it stops you from uncontrollably spaffing your jizz.

    Premier Icon vinnyeh
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    I am in my 40’s and I finally learned how to control my jizz….

    But can’t do anything about my puerile humour… 😉

    andyl
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    make sure to wash any left over off by dunking in a beaker of water…

    Premier Icon Kryton57
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    Isn’t is hugely satisfying, that you can just go pump, pump, pump “pop” without spraying randomly all over the place, and without having to shamefully pump some more over several hours to reach the result both of you want?

    Ahhhhh, I loves it when tubeless works I does (Mud X’s on A/C’s)…. [/smug mode]

    ianfitz
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    I go in dry.

    Or rather, I put the fluid in through the value centre after. No overspray if the tyre bursts off that way.

    Premier Icon Kryton57
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    vinnyeh – Member
    I am in my 40’s and I finally learned how to control my jizz….
    But can’t do anything about my puerile humour…

    At least I have a sense of humour, no matter how puerile…

    Premier Icon benji
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    I’m still rubbering up and slipping a tube in.

    Jamie
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    I could have sworn this thread would be about ejaculating.

    Ah well.

    I was expecting another mumsnet classic!!

    pymwymis
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    You can seat anything on A/C’s. They’re bloody brilliant. !

    matt22
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    The mums net bedside cock bath was brought to my attention earlier today on bookface, nasty

    I find a splash of lube around the rim edge before pumping helps to get a decent seal 😯

    Premier Icon theotherjonv
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    I use a tube to start with, then dispense with the tube once I’ve got it seated in the rim nicely. But you still need to be careful. More than once I’ve failed to take enough care and it’s come off in my hands and left me dripping in sticky white stuff.

    I have heard some people say you need to give it a few wraps of tape to make a good tight seal in the rim, but it’s a fine line between good and tight and overdoing it. I’ve nearly dislocated a thumb before in a rim that was too tight for comfort.

    toxicsoks
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    *tuts, shakes head* Slow day, K57?? 🙄

    brakes
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    I just tend to watch videos of other people doing it on the internet.

    bartimaeus
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    I just tend to watch videos of other people doing it on the internet.

    But of course ‘real life’ is generally messier and more untidy than shown on the internet – and usually not as well lit.

    brakes
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    it’s the smell that puts me off

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