- How would you punish bike thieves?
I often wonder how many thieves read forums like this. Mrs T tells me that a she read about a thief in the papers (I think, from memory, he came from Bristol) who used to follow cars home from Afan. If that sort of thing goes on, they’re going to get pictures of bikes, rides, the lot from here.Posted 7 years ago
That said, life’s too short to worry about things like that. Now where are my jump leads again…..
Place bike thief in a large copper pot with a special lid that bolts around their neck like a collar, leaving only their head poking out.
Place copper pot & bike thief on top of large pile of primed tinder.
Bring forth all members of bike thief’s family & ritually disembowel them, throwing their corpses onto the tinder.
When all are dead, light fire & slowly bring to the boil.
As he boils alive in agony the last things he will see are the dead faces of his family staring sightlessly at him in reproach.
Either that, or carefully flay him alive & nail his skin to his parents front door as a polite warning not to breed anymore anti-social scum…..Posted 7 years ago
Actually, talking about this at work today. A colleague had his bike stolen (Marin commuter type) & his brother who is a taxi driver saw it being ridden around by a teenage lad.
When caught & questioned the kid said he’d bought it, bu couldn’t really say who from or where from. Colleague ended up buying the bike back off the kid! 😯
Personally i’d have been tempted to ‘pay’ him with a hammer blow to each kneecap – but that’s just me.Posted 7 years agoHairychestedMember
Without undue brutality – Probably really improper but definitely efficient.Posted 7 years agoLummoxSubscriber
I know someone who carried some thick plastic cable ties with him after he previously caught a mugger and ended up having to let him go as the ‘mob’ weren’t taking to kindly to his citizen’s arrest. His new plan was cable tie ing the scum to a lamp post and reporting his location to the police.Posted 7 years ago
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