How stinky are your trumps?
Full roast 2 days in a row, plus cheese, pate, port, wine, beer
My eyes were stinging when I lifted the duvet over my head this morning to check it out.
My wife was not best pleased.
My 6 year old son asked me to apologise at breakfast and he normally thinks trumps are hilarious.
Salad for me todayPosted 1 year agoMalvern RiderMember
Have evidently reached that age where family imagine I’ve developed an insatiable taste for chocolate liqueurs and Ferrero Rocher products. I tried to off them all in a day (questionable festive products, not family) along with more veg and gravy than have eaten the last month. Followed by Cornish Blue cheese and various alcoholic drinks. Chilli nuts to finish.
The results are odious, hot, clinging, and heavier-than-air. I am now following in my own fartsteps wearing a permanent worried expression. Time to ditch the onesie and socks combo and go outdoors a lot. Or go swimming in some over-chlorinated water.Posted 1 year agobinnersSubscriber
I nipped out in the car earlier, gleefully parping and giggling to myself as I drove along. As you do. I then nipped into the fresh air and popped in to the shop. On my return, as I opened the car door and sat back in it I felt physically sick, as my nasal passages were assaulted by the mother of all toxic odours. It literally brought tears to my eyes. I drove back home with the windows down. 😳Posted 1 year agomilky1980Member
Stayed at my parent’s house over the festive period so slept in a spare room on my airbed and in my sleeping bag. Knew I’d been parping through the night and that they had been potent, didn’t realise until I went to roll up the sleeping bag before coming home just how powerful they’d been! As I rolled it up and the air escaped from the filling a very concentrated waft went right up my nostrils. Eyes watered, struggled to breathe and had to go out of the room for fresh air
It’ll be getting washed ASAP 😯Posted 1 year agoP-JayMember
My marriage is only safe because my Wife is blowing off as badly as me, we’re both rank amateurs compared to the youngest in the house Miss Jay at 2.5 can clear a room and we’ve got to check her nappy 4-5 times a day “no way that’s a fluff, she must have pooed!” But nope, bless her.
She likes an audience now though, not very lady like but she’ll ask everyone in the room to listen when she’s ready.Posted 1 year agoMrOvershootSubscriber
Well after the usual gargantuan Christmas dinner, then a cheese board yesterday that would repel a whole heard of goats tonight has been..
Bubble & Squeak including Sprouts, Roasties, Parsnips, garlic mushrooms & carrots. Accompanied by left over Pigs in blankets & pork stuffing all garnished with baked beans.
Lets put it this way most of us are well on the way to a Mt St’Helens recreationPosted 1 year ago
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