Border Terrier – no, 2 cats
iPad – yes, 2, apple laptop x2, Apple TV, iPhone 5, wife has 4s
Audi – yes A4 avant sline 2.0 tdi Quattro
Orange 5 – no turner flux & crosslight pro6
Guardian – don’t read a paper, get my news online
Niche Razor – no, beard trimmer
Coffee Machine – yes gaggia classic
Log pile – yes, 5 woodstores, been out all afternoon chainsawing and log
Splitting
Chainsaw – husqvarna x 2
Wood Burning stove – yes, morso

Being STW is the new black.

Border Terrier – Westie

iPad – Yep and a Mac

Audi – No car

Orange 5 – Nope, never. Specialized and Nukeproof

Guardian – Newspapers are for wimps

Niche Razor – No, beard.

Coffee Machine – Yes and one of the those little espresso hob pot things.

Chainsaw – 2 x Stihl, 1 x Husky

Digital SLR with Array of Lenses including Macro – Yes

Kayak or Canoe – Yes

Fat Bike – No (bonus points for Single Speed)

Could you qualify as an STWer without a bike but a makeshift woodpile.

My brother’s temporary store until he builds a shed.

Border terrier? – No, black lab

Woodpile.. yes, currently burning teak on woodburner and own a stihl chainsaw

iPad… Nope.

Orange Five ..no im a hater (how could anyone put their leg over something that ugly). Ride a niche short travel FS with horzontal dropouts for easy SS conversion.

Audi.. just got rid of an A4.. now got a VW T5 and a T4 camper

Guardian – sometimes.

Niche Razor – shave once a week

Work in IT – Nope.. restore and sell antiques and sell other stuff online

Coffee machine? Yes.

Not sure how Singletrack I am, but as I sit here on my log pile cleaning my chainsaw (having just blown the sawdust off my Landrover and kayak with my air compressor), and wonder about whether I should try a posh razor or not, I can’t help thinking that I’m not that bothered.
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Well, I haven’t any of those, not even a wood burner, just one of them holes in the wall for burning stuff. Not sure the wood store could be called a pile, move too much timber to bother stacking, it just gets slung through the door of shed number 3.

I shall have to resign.

Work fire wood stacks are around the 300 ton mark at the moment along with 50 ton for chip and another 50 for saw logs.

Gentlemen… This gets me stw kudos?

Border Terrier – 2 spaniels, Working Cocker and Springer
iPad – No
Audi – No, Jaguar
Orange 5 – No, 456Ti
Guardian – No, Indy
Niche Razor – Yep
Coffee Machine – No, but but we’ve an AGA
Work in IT – Yep
Wood burning stove – Yes
Log pile (self cut/chopped) – Yes and No

Grown-up STW, as I’ve also a full-sized mancave

I have a full music studio in the attic, does that make up for the lack of posh coffee facilities?

rOcKeTdOg – Member
Border Terrier – no

iPad – no

Audi – no

Orange 5 – no

Guardian – no

Niche Razor – no

Coffee Machine – no

*shuffles off to another forum*

Glad to see I’m not the only one. Although work is dishing out iPads next month as we’ve gone three years without mangling anyone. Not bad for a Rig.

Border Terrier – no, rescue lurcher

iPad – no, although the wife has one

Audi – no, have a wee van paid for by my work, along with my own 15 yr old landy

Orange 5 – no

Guardian – no, Glasgow herald, the courier

Niche Razor – yes, merkur

Coffee Machine – no

oh dear

Landy here also but old girl just turned 20
Good for picking up firewood , coffee, orange 5s and towing my soon to be sold audi!
Just need a niche razor whatever that is…….

Just need a niche razor whatever that is..

obvious, its for shaving your, er, niche…

Border Terrier – Black Lab
iPad – Yep
Audi – Ford
Orange 5 – Marin, Cotic, On-one
Guardian – Daily Mash
Niche Razor – Gillette
Coffee Machine – Stove-top espresso makers all the way
Work in IT – International conservation organisation
Wood burning stove – Yep
Log pile – Yep

This place is becoming a parody of itself. 🙄

Three log stores emptied this season so far, been a record year for burning 😉

Was busy yesterday, bringing this old boy to rest, now on is on its way home.

blanked with everything else mind..

Border Terrier – no

iPad – no

Audi – no

Orange 5 – no

Guardian – no

Niche Razor – no

Coffee Machine – no

If tour really singetrack world your log pile is large and well built enough that it would be impressive to ride over, and the only reason you haven’t done it is because somebody has told you you have too much travel and the wrong tyres.

Border Terrier – no – 1 x Kelpie (see above on woodpile gaurding bike)and 1 something else which as it grows we keep wondering – current estimate is lurcher + unknown

iPad – no

Audi – no – (but OH does have Skoda Yeti)

Orange 5 – no but the guy I got my Giant Reign from bought one… and I have a spesh

Guardian – no

Niche Razor – no – got beard

Coffee Machine – use bialetti

Have not one but 2 woodburners…

Not quite logs yet (and a few more loads to add)

I do lack in the other areas (except ipads).

surely all this is pointless and no indication of your Official STW Level if you dont have an abusive email from elfinsafety in your inbox?

Just so I know what emergency service do “rescue lurchers” work with?

Of all those things I only have a coffee machine and an Orange 5. Although I am currently drinking Monmouth Coffee. And I do have an abusive email from Elfinsafety too 🙂

@ Molgrips – they grow coffee in Monmouth! Well that’s global warming for you!

ftw

Border Terrier – no

iPad – Nexus 10, much more niche

Audi – no

Orange 5 – no But I do have a Cotic

Guardian – no

Niche Razor – Yes and a beard at the moment. Bonus points?

Coffee Machine – Yes

I do have a chainsaw and have felled 6 trees in my (modest) garden but no wood burner or log pile unfortunately.

As always with life that makes me distinctively average.