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  • how much cake can i have without being a pig?
  • spchantler
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    i’ve had 2 big bits already, its lemon drizzle with fresh cream (so needs eating), quite fancy another…

    singlecrack
    Free Member

    WHAT !,,,, there is no limit surely …. 😯

    tymbian
    Free Member

    N + 1

    N being the amount of cake you’ve already had.

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    Lolz for a second there I though you were saying its possible to have too much cake!!!! How funny.

    spchantler
    Free Member

    edit, 2 and a half, three really)

    yunki
    Free Member

    start off with this much and work your way up from there…?

    Jamie
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    Is there cake still left?

    If you answered yes, then you still have work to do.

    Tom-B
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    It is a science fact that it is impossible to have eaten ‘too much’ cake. Although if you throw up/shat your pants you may want to take five minutes to have a break and a glass of water 🙂

    spchantler
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    struggling to put pics on, and to be honest, there isn’t much to photograph left, oh well, i am an athlete after all…

    Dangerboy
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    Same rule as beer: never exceed your bodyweight.

    garage-dweller
    Full Member

    As much as you like it wont alter your species.

    I would say somewhere between 3 & 5 slices counts as gluttony though depending on slice size and miles riddn.

    wallop
    Full Member

    If it’s a one-off, you could eat the whole damn cake and it won’t do you a jot of harm.

    spchantler
    Free Member

    ^^^ the right answer! done!

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    That’s the reasoning I used at lunch time (3000 calories of the Golden Arches finest). Seem to use that reasoning a lot 😕

    john_drummer
    Free Member

    depends how big it is

    john_drummer
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    3000 calories of the Golden Arches finest

    😯

    that’s more than I eat in 2 days! if it weren’t for the beer and the lack of exercise, I might even be “just” overweight

    Pigface
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    My mates wife is a cup cake baking fiend, she does sticky toffee pudding cup cakes 😛 oh dear God they are amazing, could eat an unlimited amount.

    spudly1979
    Free Member

    No no no. Lemon drizzle cake is an abomination. Lemon and desserts don’t mix, aside from the notable pancakes exception. And lemon in a cake…? What? What? Just say no.

    tymbian
    Free Member

    Why do they call you pigface?

    spudly1979
    Free Member

    Ps if it’s any other kind of cake I’m with the others – there is no upper limit.

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    Has the breeze of insanity taken you spudly?

    Tarte au citron?
    Lemon meringue pie?
    Lemon cheesecake?

    All lemony,, all puddings, all delicious!

    mrblobby
    Free Member

    As long as there is some left, even just a sliver, then you are not a pig as you haven’t eaten all the cake. Though do you really care?

    Edit: even better if you can find someone else to have that final sliver, then you can say you SHARED the cake 🙂

    Double edit: having a similar dilemma with a big bag of pistachios!

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    even better if you can find someone else to have that final sliver, then you can say you SHARED the cake

    AND you can say that they ate all the cake! Winner!

    Kevevs
    Free Member

    Is it carrot cake? and if not, why not?

    instanthit
    Free Member

    You don’t share cake. Ever.

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