You can get rid of the smell though. How, I’ve no idea. I used to go out with a girl who had a serious drink enthusiasm. Like, six bottles of wine a day. When we first started going out she’d often stay at mine and I’d go to work the next morning. All she did with her life was get drunk and take photos of herself and post them on Instagram . So anyway, I’d come home at lunchtime and she’d be absolutely hammered watching Jeremy Kyle. Thing is, she didn’t smell of booze and she swore blind she’d not been drinking. “What, at half twelve!? I’m not that bad!” etc etc…
I didn’t realise at that early stage what a lush she was. But it was so strange, her eyes were rolling around in her head, unable to focus, slurred speech. The full deck. I’d look in the fridge, no booze. Glance at my ‘bar’ on the bookshelf, all full, everything in order. She didn’t smell of booze. She had me thinking I was nuts.
It wasn’t until many months after we’d finished that me and a mate were about to head out to the pub when I suggest Tequila slammers. Got everything set up and grabbed the full bottle of tequila from the bar… it was water. All the bottles were full of water. The brown ones I’m assuming were cold tea.
It was actually really funny in a I KNEW IT! kind of way. She was great fun though bless her, but those few months probably took ten years off my life 🙂