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  • How many uses are there for a bike?
  • petesam
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    to start the ball rolling, here’s my £2000 carbon laptop cradle!

    jonb
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    Sex Toy

    jonb
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    Oh and that link is safe for work etc.

    jedi
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    bottle opener

    BigDummy
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    Furniture removal.

    🙂

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    Home furnishings.
    These are hanging behind me.

    Premier Icon crazy-legs
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    No pics but my road bike often doubles up as a clothes horse to hang the washing on.

    Premier Icon ourmaninthenorth
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    Stoner – sadly you have confirmed it for me: hanging a frame on the wall doesn’t look very attractive in my eyes (even your FT Inbred).

    Sorry.

    GNARGNAR
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    Retard Holder.

    bomberman
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    i saw a very nice garden gate dressed up as an old commuter

    coffeeking
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    GNARGNAR thats not a bike, thats an abomination!

    petesam
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    retarded retard holder…with a jeff jones trussed fork?

    bomberman
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    not sure about the bike, but i’d ride the life out of paris hilton. she’d have to be restricted to mono-sylables though 😉

    MikeT-23
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    Paris Hilton?
    Maybe if she was still wearing that flouncy summer dress, and facing t’other way, and I didn’t have to kiss her, and she had lost her voice…..

    Anyway, I have thought before about James Bond’s Q character working their magic on a bike and developing something that could be broken down and reassembled into some kind of sniper rifle, then returned to a bike and ridden off by our hero as if nothing had happened.
    Saddle and seat post as butt and stock? Forks as bipod? Brake lever as trigger? Top tube housing a barrel?
    There’s a germ of a great idea there if anyone knows any special effects/props guys.

    Tell ’em I sent ya.

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