How many of you are bored stiff at work and clock watching waiting for it to end

CFH, there’s a few top contenders here already…

As long as this thread overtakes that guy’s

The STW Ski & Snowboard thread. The 2012-2013 season

thread by end of play today we’re all winners. 😉

i know its a rule breaker but everytime i look at tandom jeremy i crack up laughing

Oi! Leave that thread alone! It’s one of STW’s finest, I think!

Now, how about

Name: Dogie Miller
CMR: 55/100 (on piste); 94/100 (off piste)
likes: Shredding the gnat, first lift fever, fluffy pow pillows, keeping it steezy and double espressos
Dislikes: Tartiflette

redhouse. You need….

Name: Bryan Backbeat Bear
CMR: 82/100
likes: Money, honey and rabid bear love in the dunny
Dislikes: The human within

Edit: Not a specialist animated gif inserter… Muchos apologias…

Name: el diablo ratón
CBR: 42.78/100
Likes: Tequilla, Cheese Buritos, Robbing trains
Dislikes: Federales, Beheadings

Binners I’m foaming at the face hole! Got some serious hangover giggles

Redhouse, as far as I’m aware the only true hangover cure is:

Name: Pierre le wondeur Puss
CBR: 99.8/100
Likes: Swords, boards, lords and sweet feline action in la dungeon d’amour
Dislikes: Guitar Cat strumming ‘I Will Always Love You’ on repeat

well powerful painkillers on an empty stomach does have its drawbacks, ie trying to pay the wages while holding back 9 pints of guiness vomit! shaking like a leaf!

Name: Ned Lamoosh
CMR: 87/100
Likes: Benefit makeup, hillary duffs lady garden, eggs
dislikes: Pearl harbour the movie. everyone elses lady garden

@redhouse i’m disturbed by my reaction to that one 😯

Name: Mark
CMR: 34/100
Likes: his friends to call him ‘lucy’
dislikes: being born a man, NHS reforms, gun control

Name : Test Subject g4-delta (known round the lab as Stan)
CMR : 31
Likes : enthusiastic frontal cat attacks
Dislikes : sneaky cat attacks from the rear.

Name: Hamish
CMR: 80/100
Likes: The group thing, martinis with friends, viagra
Dislikes: Waxing, Norwich City FC

Name : David Hameron
CMR : 0.7/100 (if you’re a dirty leftie); 100/100 (if you’re true blue)
Likes : Getting Cleggy wid it; neat hair; Thatcher pron
Dislikes : Binners and other STW Commies 😉

* waves at Phil *

Name: Philip (not Phil)
CMR: 0/100
Likes: Doing deals, fixing LIBORs, his Porsche,
Dislikes: Tighter government regulation, SEC probes, cheap champagne

Willard wins I think.

Finally, I win something. However, it is a hollow victory with only 4 minutes untile THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

name: brian “fingers” mcgee
CMR: 100/100
Likes: Surviving the end of the world, Ebay.
dislikes: The wasted hours doomsday prepping.

Willard and redhouse’s latest efforts shook me, I confess.

Then I remembered that I still have this banker in my Comedy Mammals Top Trumps pack:

Name: Lula De Roast
CMR: 100/100
Likes: honey glaze, noisy morning cock, that featherless look
dislikes: Getting a hard herby stuffing from Anthony Worrall Thompson

camo that’s my mums facebook profile pic at the moment…. is there something you 2 are hiding from me?

Phil, yes, it’s sausage.

I fear that last picture was too much. My winner’s crown has passed on.

Your mum’s Lula?

Now I just feel dirty.

😯

Camo, that’s what she said.

You were there too, willard? 😉

With friends… We were like

Name : By Day – Joe Average, By Night – The Squirrel of Steel
CMR :50
Likes : 5 a day, The strong arm of the Law, the power of disguise offered by a pair of NHS glasses.
Dislikes : bald villains, Kryptonite contaminated hazelnuts and BatSquirrel – that guy’s a douche.

Name: Batsquirrel
CMR: 50.1
Likes: Brooding, being a nut billionaire
Dislikes: The squirrel of steel – the guys right up his own arse

Name: Herman clagnut
CMR: 100/100
Likes: bbw’s. lesbian ham, latex golf shoes. japan
Dislikes. This damn itchy squirrel suit!

Damn unkle! what happens now!

NAME: Frank The Beak
CMR: 87/100
Likes: being told he’s pretty
Dislikes: being compared to Alf from Home & Away

Damn unkle! what happens now!

Let’s consult the Comedy Mammals Top Trumps rulebook….

* scans imaginary pages and feels important *

Tie Break

Unklehomered and redhouse play again. Highest CMR score wins.

My squirrel sues your squirrel for 100,000,000 nuts over copyright infringment and identity theft. Then he beats the crap out of him, cos he’s **** SuperSquirrel [bi-atch].

*too much?

Frank The Beak

Phil yellow carded there for including a non-mammal.

Rescinded due to ‘being compared to Alf from Home & Away’ comment. 😆

Name : Brian the Hippo
CMR : 0 – I’m just doing ma thing.
Likes : Being inside a kangeroo, the musty aromas of a well groomed pouch
Dislikes: Haters. being judged. Other Hippos.

ha ha, herman hasnt got a nut to piss in!

Tie break….time to dig deep

Name: Gotcha!
ComedyBirdRating: 8/10
Likes: Dubya’s balls
Dislikes: Clinton’s balls (unlike Monica Lewinsky)

Someone please photoshop a piano infront of Stevie Bunder.

Name: Tard the grumpy cat
CMR 98/100
Likes: Nothing
Dislikes: Everything about you.

Name: Jack le sack Willard
CMR: surely 100/100
Likes: The films of cruise. Danger, lady gagas meat suit
Dislikes: Squirrel turds. midget porn. groundhog day