Since you seem insistant…
Car doesn’t have bike rack and can’t afford a roof rack. So bike comes out of garage, wheels off, seat off, jam in boot. Fill bladder, grab food, stuff in bag, throw in car. Drive 20 mins to mates house. Bike out of car, put back together, bike goes on his rack. Bags out of my car into his car. Drive 30 minutes to nearest hill! Bikes off rack, change shoes, don helmet and gloves, go riding.
Then the same again backwards, adding clean bikes, grab lunch/dinner, post ride shower, ensure kit is ready for next ride, wash clothes etc.
Out of my door to starting riding, since there are NO hills except those with roads on, takes around 90 minutes, probably a little more on the way back.
I used to live in the North of Scotland, and could step out the door onto monroes in minutes. However some parts of England are flatter than swimming pools at 5am, those of us that insist on calling ourselves MOUNTAIN bikers need to travel to do so.