How long do you spend on the throne at work?
How long do you spend on the loo at work? What’s considered too long?
I’ve recently taken the leap and started my own business. I’m on my own in my office so time away from the phone has me fretting. Went for a swift poo this morning and it had me thinking how I miss my long trips when I was employed.
Would happily spend 20 minutes getting paid to poo. Have a read of a paper. I miss it.
EDIT: 😳Posted 3 years agobuzz-lightyearMember
A couple of 5 minutes sessions in a working day.
“Got a disciplinary for two shits a day”
I guess the smell from constant farting just dissipates around the warehouse. Really, that’s abusive and unnecessarily idiotic. Have you though about sacking-off and getting a job with a less idiotic firm?Posted 3 years agocfinnimoreMember
Hello buzz, see second part of post ‘re: redundant.
Have a new job, involves cakes, pooping is a complicated process impeded by dehydration and kitchen workload.
This firm is even more idiotic, in a completely different way.
Distant are the days of working in the LBS and absconding to “the hidden bog” for nuclear duties over a decade old pile of Singletracks and Dirts.
Even after the mechanic had curry for breakfast.Posted 3 years ago
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