Just say’ Right, how long were you thinking of staying?’
Regardless of the answer, just say ‘Ooooh no, far too long, I’ll be fed up of you by then, I think X days/X hours is long enough before I kill you both’ then stare at them just long enough to be uncomfortable.
It’s your house; don’t get dicked over.Posted 4 years agochewkwMember
1. Have a normal conversation.
2. Slowly walk towards the door then ask the person to come along …
3. Then slowly open the door while still chatting then say you want to check the front door …
4. Now chat outside the house …
5 Then you say it’s late and you need to rest for the day …
6. Say see you tomorrow etc … job done.
p/s: I learn this trick from an old geezer when doing door-to-door sales where he invited me in then without realising what’s going on I was outside the door in the court yard … still thinking of closing the deal … 😆Posted 4 years ago
Its the brother of my ex,I live by myself(and enjoy the freedom),and I manage to put up with him.Agreed to let him stay for 2 weeks until he gets a place of his own.He works fulltime but is always skint.I have made it clear he has 2 weeks,but I know he won’t sort a place of his own out by then.Posted 4 years ago
Curse my good nature(usually well hidden)chewkwMember
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Its the brother of my ex,I live by myself(and enjoy the freedom),and I manage to put up with him.Agreed to let him stay for 2 weeks until he gets a place of his own.He works fulltime but is always skint.I have made it clear he has 2 weeks,but I know he won’t sort a place of his own out by then.
Curse my good nature(usually well hidden)
Just tell him you have helped him enough and he needs to move on.
No need to be polite but with respect.
In the meantime make sure you lock your bedroom door and hide all valuables …
Oh ya … no pussy footing … just tell him in the face.
Falling that while he is asleep smash his head with war hammer … then tell the police your were playing Viking invasion. 😈Posted 4 years agosingletrackmindMember
A few tips on herePosted 4 years agosomafunkSubscriber
Say to him before he gets over the door threshold, “you’ve got two weeks- right?”?.
Mate of mine turned up at 2.30am the other weekend, pissed out of his head and expecting to stay the night after banging on the door and waking me up, he couldn’t get a taxi to take him home (very rural galloway area) and expected me to put him up, i gave him my bivi bag and said he could sleep in the front garden.Posted 4 years agojekkylMember
Stop moaning and be nice. You’re obviously a very nice chap as you offered in the first place and he obviously needs someone to help him out. So be happy you’re banking some karma points and look for ways you can enjoy yourself together for two weeks in the nice weather.Posted 4 years agojason3809Member
Have his bags packed for him at the end of the 2 week period. You can present them to him with a nice “the pleasures been all yours, please don’t think this kind of thing is ever going to happen again”. You can also have the contact details of the Sally Army ready, to fend off any moans of “but where will I go?”. Then change the door locks immediately. You’re welcome. 😀Posted 4 years ago
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