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  • High risk Xmas – wife/axe conundrum……
  • Premier Icon manton69
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    I know Christmas is not normally a low stress situation, but what does the hive mind think of this situation:

    Mrs M currently a bit stressed and grumpy (not just with all the family and the whole xmas shenanigans) and in the morning her major present is a lovely carving axe. Now before you jump to conclusions this is exactly what she wanted, but the neighbours are already primed to take over on the cooking tomorrow if I have got it seriously wrong.

    Is it just me, or is this a high risk present strategy?

    Premier Icon bigdaddy
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    Sounds high risk to me! One should get ones wife things she would like not things she needs. Count your fingers throughout the day!!

    Premier Icon cloudnine
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    Have you found anything resembling an effigy of yourself?
    #prayformanton69

    Premier Icon manton69
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    She is curled up with a book, but I reckon it is a double bluff,

    Premier Icon vongassit
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    Take the edge of it just in case 😆

    Premier Icon esselgruntfuttock
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    and in the morning her major present is a lovely carving axe.

    The words ‘her’ & ‘axe’ give me the shudders.

    Premier Icon Rich_s
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    I wouldn’t worry – SWMBO just opened 1 early pressie for xmas eve which was a kettle. I hope she’ll be thrilled by the toaster in the morning, or equally either of the two pans I’ve bought.

    Anyways, it’s been a real chore to beat last year’s vac.

    Been nice knowing you, etc…

    Premier Icon thegreatape
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    I’ve got my wife two pairs of gloves, so I dare say I’m in the shit as well.

    Premier Icon maccruiskeen
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    She is curled up with a book

    Premier Icon JoeG
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    Can I have your bikes? :mrgreen:

    Premier Icon Sandwich
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    Good man Joe maintaining standards

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