Welcome. Need to know your niche, views on Northern Ireland, what you’re listening to, tyre choice, opinions on Guantanamo Bay, what you wear when you ride, van recommendation and whether or not you have any plumbing or electrical skills. Then we can take it from there.
Welcome Lord, as youll understand you need to be opinionated , possibly middle aged or near there , own or want to own a Audi, hate cars and roadies, dont wear lycra, be able to disagree with someone every dy even if theyre right, and have no sence of humour.
Oh and rideing a bike helps, but is not really that important.