I was eating my sausages mash and broccoli tonight when I got this strange sensation in my sock so I pulled it off and to my surprise this popped out. Fortunately I had a camera to capture the moment….

Now what do I do with it?

I won’t be the last to wish I hadn’t opened this one.

😆 gross but funny

Interesting first post/novelty account.

that carpet is disgusting.

I’m just glad it wasn’t a spider, for both of us!

£4 by paypal for it?

oh, I was expecting a thread about wombles toboggans

what gravy did you have on your sausage and mash?
I’m hoping it was mushroom and onion.

will you change youre name for each post 😉

I won’t be the last to wish I hadn’t opened this one.

😥
Minger…

nice…i’ve got 2 black toe nails, they fall off then grow back. Caused by years of wearing tight climbing shoes. Dog likes to lick it.

Thanks for that. My dinner doesn’t seem so appetising the second time this evening.

I was thinking of drilling a hole into it and perhaps using it as a pendant?

sell as a novelty plectrum on ebay

Tazzy I like that idea. I’ll advertise it as “like ivory”. Should fetch a tidy sum.

I’ll advertise it as “like ivory”. Should fetch a tidy sum.

custom horn, will get all the country guitarists interested.

Vom

😯

They censored it FFS! Picture gone…

It’s alla bit confusing now!