I’m hoping this should be faintly amusing… I’ve just moved into a house with a name, which is a new departure for me. It’s called ‘Woodlea’ which is a typically lame suburban name and as we live near Reading, part of which is called Woodley, I’ve already explained the difference far too many times. Any ideas for a memorable name?

Dunupgrading

137.

Even better if you’re between number 62 and number 66.

Sudocreme Cat Cottage

Castle Spatula

Fort Uppanayme

Dunkillin

Llamedos

Wybourne.
Just also change you’re name to Thirteenth Duke at the same time…

Tŷ Bach

DunReading.

Frottage Cottage.

The Institute

At times like this a man perfectly reasonably asks himself… what would Jack Duckworth do?

Mistress Fongs budget knocking shop, casino and opium den for the frisky but frugal gentleman

Those are some nice options, especially the Frottage. (When isn’t it?) it’s a tad big for a Ty Bach, and we’ve still got plenty of upgrading to go- it’s a bit antiquated!

We are about 200m back from the river, with most of the village inbetween. I did think of calling it ‘Thames View’ with ‘wait a few years’ in small letters below…

Housey mchouse face?

Flay Otters?

Ye house, Lord House, Ace House, The Cinnamons or Excalibur Cottage

leatherface lodge

Could I give a nod to my musical preferences and call it ‘Stepinsidethis House’?

Whosinthe House

Clocksinthe House

Dunnaming

Aitchfur

The Cottagers Cottage

La Maison Derrière

Oxo Towers.

Louise , always warm and welcoming .

Baby Robin’s Nest.

Dundoggin.

27.5

You live in Berk’shire..

Why not:

NotQuiteWinsorCastleButItsMyHomeFnarrFnarr

Binners house should be called Bad Manors

Sudocreme Cat Cottage

Plaintive Mews?

Acid House

bell end’s

Plaintive Mews?

I genuinely can’t breathe.  That’s your best one yet.

Stalag Luft III

I genuinely can’t breathe. That’s your best one yet.

Shovel enough shit and sooner or later you’ll turn up a diamond 😉

Timberline Lodge? (It’s apparently the name of the hotel used for The Shining, and I am Johnny, after all…)

And Perchy, that’s a real skill there…!

Again, you live in Berk’shire..

So:

ARightRoyalBerk

Picolax Park