I have a party to go to in a couple of weeks and the the theme is heroes and villains.

The catch is you have to invent your own hero/villain and super power.

I’m drawing a blank, the best i have so far is an evil version of Cbeebies Mr Bloom.

I even considered ‘Bomber man’ dressed in a nightgown armed with a set of marzocchi’s finest but the niche joke would be wasted.

Help, all ideas welcome!

‘Mediator Man’

dress like Kofi Anan and spend the evening failing to break up fights?

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptxwWt2JeGQ[/video]

All you need is shorts and a beach ball…

No need to thanks me

Stay at home and when people ask you where you were, say you were there as the invisible man.

Take the opposing view to anyone one who expresses an opinion to you.Dismiss their argument by constantly repeating your own position until they lose the will to live.
Go as SUPER TJ

Any that can end up on Harvey Birdman

How about the Super Villain Strava and his henchman Corner Cut

Maybe Mountain Bike Man trashing every trail around…(sorry wrong forum)

A forgotten superhero…. Burnt Face Man….. you tube it!

Best superhero catchphrase… “I’m not gay!”

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1W2FIaCDT8[/video]

or camelback full of tequila

The Human Pinball.

Dress yourself in tin foil from head to foot and spend the evening knocking into people and things making noises like the bumpers on a pinball.

Not sure what specific superpowers you would have though.

Elfin.

He had superhero status.

Human Pinball, i like that one, and it would be minimum cost too!

Ah elfin, i miss his constructive arguments about the benefits of RLJing.

Don’t dress up
Tell them you’re a mafia hit man blending in to the crowd

carry a computer and furiously bash away at the keys whilst grinding your teeth, repeating phrases such as “I’m right” and “I never said that” and “If you disagree with me it’s because you’re stupid”
STWman

Go as the tick