i fixed a puncture on a pram for a mum that came into the shop

yes, a s.a.c inductive 3 way splitter, 10 x f connectors and a few cups of nescafe.

only my pearls of wisdom…which are value priceless

Yes, a packet of Malteasers from the vending machine – came free with my Snickers.

Gave them to a colleague.

Yes. Gave a friend a bike stand I didn’t use

A jar of coffee and a jar of veg for the banque alimantaire, well half of each, it was Madame’s gesture but as we’re married I suppose half was mine.

My just bought sandwich to a homeless guy I often see at lunch time

A colleague happily took the last Scotch egg I couldn’t manage from a pack of 4.

My time and patience.

Lunch to an ex-colleague who popped in.

A bit of time to construct and then drive around putting up school fair signs.

A shed load of my time.

yes, a s.a.c inductive 3 way splitter,

I need one of those! (no idea what it is but it sounds ace)

Me, I gave some sympathy to a prisoner while we were at his partners funeral.

(he wasn’t a bad lad for a bad lad)

A venison and red wine pie to my employee for lunch

A venison and red wine pie

Well that makes my donation of a Scotch egg looks a bit shit.

Sort of, I paid for the late breakfast for my workmates. £17.50 buys loads of goodwill.

Two packs of biscuits to the teachers on my course….

A £15 toys r us card. I got it for spending £100 last week and I do t need anything more from there. So I gave to someone who could use it and doesn’t have lots of cash.

No. I’m not a **** charity.

I tried to give away my body, but it was returned as faulty 🙁

A 20p cup of work coffee to a factory work chum who had just started a 16hr double shift as I was leaving for a long weekend break

Just my normal donation to a BIg Issue seller down the road.

A bag of old kids clothes gone to charity.

A few quid to the lovely folk collecting for Manchester Foodbank.